Don't take me seriously. If I'm logged in and chatting, it's safe to say that I'm depressed, lonely, self-loathing, and pretty damn bored. I don't take any of this seriously, and neither should you.
My virtual penis is 13.26" fully aroused with thickness comparable to a 20oz Coca-Cola bottle. The trojan virus I was infected by (looking at you AnneoftheMall) seems to have been cleared up and I'm back to having all online intercourse the way Steve Jobs intended.
Location
Nashville, TNGender
Male