TheStoriedTeller

I tell stories. It's a simple enough thing to do. The trick is to collect as many stories as possible from as many interesting people as you can. And, failing that, make my own. And let me tell you, I've had a lot of practice making stories of all kinds. So if you'd like to help make a brand new story, I'd love to play a part. Just say those magic words - 'Once Upon A Time...'

That said, sometimes there is no need to overcomplicate things. I like chatting with new folks, engaging in some dirty talk (well, a lot of dirty talk, really), and making sure everyone has a good time, start middle climax and end.