laurie_a99

Open minded to meet new friends, I'm a pretty good listener and I like to learn about other people and perhaps even help them through their lives, if I can.

I'm small and slim, but sometimes good things come in small packages.

I can be snarky, and social awkwardness is my super power.... But having said that, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggonit people like me!

I'm very unlikely to respond to you if you have not filled out your profile. And pleeease do not pm me unless you have something to say.

If you are alternately gendered / queer then please chat me up xoxo

Roleplay, and cybering have their places, but, unless you amaze me with some topic (see list below) I am not inclined to participate, please respect that.

The sexiest part of you body is your mind, show me how sexy you are.

If you are interested, i'm still fairly lean from my (former) days as an endurance athlete. Hispanic mutt, dirty blond hair, blue green eyes.

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of my "Mental Disorders": Andromimetophilia, Autoandrophilia, Autogynephilia, Erotic target location error, Gynandromorphophilia, Gynemimetophilia, Homeovestism, Hypersexuality, Lactophilia, Masochism, Mechanophilia, Melolagnia, Objectophilia, Podophilia, Polyamory, Polysexuality, Pictophilia, Pygophilia, Sophophilia, Sociosexuality, Teleiophilia, Transvestophilia, Transvestic fetishism

In the closet sapiosexual, out of the closet skoliosexual

someone pointed out to me that i may be a demisexual?

If you have read all of this and still want to contact me? You can pm me, but please have a filled out profile that shows some effort, and please start with something more than "hi" or "hello". I can also be reached here (if I'm not online a Lit): laurie_a99 at yahoo.com

1/26/20 update... tall people intimidate me, if you are tall, i will be very cautious

Love you! Peace!

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