I'm quirky and odd and bitchy and fun. Learn to love me or gtfo. Go with my crazy, and, as always, talk to me like a person.
I'm fat *shrugs* Except I'm not like fat fat. I'm just.. I'm just thick, ya feel?
I think I'm the kind of girl who'd make you earn the right to treat me like a fuckhole :} We can talk about this but you're not gonna get your dick wet.
Seriously, I'm not interested in anything sexual. Just... Just reiterating, because a LOT of you dickheads feel the urge, somehow, to message me and just SEE if maybe you can get it in. You can't. You won't. Like, I know your cock is probably like a four-leaf clover-dick: full of wondrous jets of sperm and magic, but I promise you that I don't care. You're an absolute dipwad if you message me anyway. Absolute. Dipwad.
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