I am a bad girl, and though I pretend that I am not, I have nestled here to share with you the depraved and obscene freak that I am on the inside. I am going to shock you, disgust and disgruntle you, leave you with the kind of wet dreams you're ashamed to have awoken from. I am usually sorry when I offend someone, but I will not apologize here. I wish I could warn you some other way, but when you live in the desert like me flash floods come in a rush and unexpectedly.
Know that I've had schooling in this art, though my teachers might blush to know what I am using it for.
Know that vanilla shall only be used to flavor ice cream, and you won't find that bland color here.
Know that I write for myself, and I choose to share with you, though I will take sexy suggestions from time to time.
And if you like what you read, don't keep that shit to yourself. Share me like you would a funny meme. Who doesn't love that grumpy pussy?
xo
-Alyce
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Female