FlirtandTease

I'm Kelli. I'm into sci-fi, music, art, and general nerdiness. Tell me something interesting.
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I'm usually looking for someone at least 35 with an interesting name and profile. It's not like I won't chat if that's not you, but I'm probably already in other chats and being a well-qualified applicant will help you catch and hold my attention when ADD rears it's ugly head.
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Oh look, she has an example for us!
Chatter #1, TromboneCock: "Hey, when I saw you enter the 'I like it in my ear' room at 3 am, I carefully read your profile and loved it. I said to myself, "That girl is begging for some dirty flirty talk." Was I wrong?"
My reply: "You sound like a sterling fellow and a fine judge of character. I think it would be delightful to discuss the horizontal mambo with you. Especially if you have a jaunty rake to your hat and some onions in your belt."
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Chatter #2, "QH24 from the planet Zepnar": "Do you really like things like https://www.sex.com/pin/63784283-mistress-having-fun-with-electricity/ ?
My reply: "No, but I think it's funny and I love how happy she is. Who knows, he may be happy too. Isn't it cool when people find a fun playmate?"
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Chatter #3, Bob: "Hi."
My reply: " hi"
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Poor Bob. Don't be Bob. He is gnashing his teeth in torment because of his unrequited desire.
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Stroll through my sex.com boards. If a picture is worth 1000 words, I've got a million words waiting on you. (Don't worry about checking the total, just trust me. Math is hard.)
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Cuties
https://www.sex.com/user/tinytemptress/adorable/
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RP ideas or maybe story ideas for later.
https://www.sex.com/user/tinytemptress/ideas/
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My Latest Crush: I fall in love so fast and hard. Almost every show I see I find someone to love. I thought I would switch out the pictures, but I can't bear to make Maria Domark go away. I think I'll just add the new person, Lily Rose Depp from The Idol. She's so wonderfully damaged.
Now I'm going to add some of brunette Dannii Minogue. Could she be more milfalicious?
https://www.sex.com/user/tinytemptress/my-current-crush/
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The main page for the rest of the boards.
https://www.sex.com/user/tinytemptress/
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PS I'm slender, and no, I don't dream of getting bigger boobs.