Merro

‘Former’ weighs in heavily to my chronology and statements. Followed closely by ‘it’s a long story’ then often a subject change.

Gotta love the pre-filled answers:

‘Virgin’—we were all born that way. …

‘Sex’—possibly but we don’t know one another.

‘Weight’—😌 I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours… maybe.

‘Height’—sufficient that my legs reach from my ass to the ground (all the way!) and I do fit pants.

‘Location’—what was that? Sry. I couldn’t hear you.

‘Orientation’—picky. Though it was a toss up between that and dirty.

‘Dating status’—is that really relevant?

‘Fetishes’—that’s a ‘former’ question. Also a long story. SO long. And by it’s nature crammed with too much information so I make sure someone Actually has interest before making the effort of answering. Let’s just say it’s been years since I was introduced to anything fully new.

‘Pets’—can be nested under fetishes. I have a cat but that’s a different thing.

‘Hobbies’—1) answering pre-filled forms in a manner that suits myself but has little reflection of the original intention of most queries. 2) non malignant snark.
…So. How was your day?