In many regards, I'm pretty straight-laced. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs. Nor am I exactly a Lothario, Don Juan or whatever. But some of my fantasies are kind of wild. Ever since I was about seven or eight years old, I have been turned on by spanking, and I find face slapping (although only when a woman does it) strangely arousing too. Other things that turn me on include: nudism (I'm not a naturist or nudist myself, but the idea of it fascinates and arouses me), breasts (some guys are breast men and some are leg men; I'm definitely a breast man), adult breastfeeding, incest (chiefly mother-son and mother-daughter, but any scenario involving an older woman and younger man or woman tends to excite me), lesbianism and believe it or not, old-fashioned romance (I enjoy stories involving relationships much more than ones where little happens other than sex). Major turn-offs include: anal sex, bestiality, gay sex (between men; gay sex between women excites me no end), orgies (I much prefer "one-on-one" sex), scat, excessive violence (even in the area of my two fetishes), rape, necrophilia, and basically anything involving serious abuse and hurting another person physically (apart from spanking and/or slapping that is CONSENTED to) and emotionally.
My fetishes are rather specific, in that it's only hand spanking that turns me on. Spanking with implements (paddles, canes and so forth) leaves me cold. Also, a woman has to be the spanker (but the spankee could be a man or a woman). Face slapping is likewise only exciting to me if a woman is doing it (either to a man or another woman). So any spanking stories I write will only involve hand spanking.
I do have regular interests and hobbies too, but I'd rather not discuss those in case someone I know ever stumbles across this profile and puts two and two together. No one, but no one in my circle of regular family members, friends and acquaintances has any idea about my fantasies, and I'd really like to keep it that way. Essentially, I'm one person elsewhere (conservative, overweight geeky guy) and another person here (full of all sorts of rather sick and kinky imaginings, some of which will be written down). One thing my conservative and kinky selves do have in common however is a desire to be a writer, so in addition to writing stories that will get me off (and hopefully my readers too), I hope to hone my writing craft and use whatever feedback I get here to improve my more mainstream tales.
Location
Southern Hemisphere