tagNon-Erotic PoetryFreudian Rap

Freudian Rap

byAlwaysHungry©

I like to say "fuck" 'cause it makes my mama mad,
Besides I want to do her and I wanna shoot my dad,
I'm Oedipus Rex, watch me flex my pecs writin' checks, I'm the next big thing, yes, a king, care to see my bling?

I wanna touch myself, I don't wanna touch your missus,
I find myself attractive like the story of Narcissus,
I guess you know by now that I'm thinkin' of Obama,
He's gonna do to us like I wanna do my mama.

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by legerdemer03/01/15

Good one

You lost me there at the last half of the second stanza, but only because my politics may be a little more to the right of yours, based on your response to a comment . ;-). The rest was witty and funnymore...

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