Princess Gives It Awaybydab10©
Now by the pre-nup I should have got the dog but I let her keep it, I even send her a hundred a month for maintenance for the dog. That wouldn't even cover a quarter of one grooming the dog use to have.
They are getting by at a lower middle-class income with no maid, the horror of it all.
And the kicker came about a month later when I got a phone call at work.
"Frank, Sue is on the phone for you," my secretary said.
With more than a bit of curiosity, I picked up the phone, "Yes Sue?"
"Frank, I'm pregnant," she said.
OMG, I forgot that I did that with the pills.
"Oh Sue that is great," I said with enthusiasm, "You will give birth to your own brother or sister."
She broke down and I hung up.
I picked up the phone, "George we are going out to celebrate revenge and I will tell you the funniest bit that I forgot to tell you."
note i changed a bit after BarneyR got through with this and all mistakes are mine