All Comments on 'Cuntlet'

Dotted t: ṭ

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And by the way, funny as hell. I hope to see the snail story someday — somewhere else.

Many thanks; I'm glad you enjoyed it.

This was hilarious! Especially as I am often an editor. Though, I am female. It was very well written and I loved the part about the "over eighteen" stuff. It's so true. How often do we read stuff where the female character is obviously written as 14 or 15 or even younger even when they carefully state that she's 18? Especially in the taboo section. I mean, come on, those girls calling him Daddy are no way over 18!

It's what keeps me writing.

What sort of world do we live in when 'truth in sentencing' must be corrupted to fit the naive, nancy world of the 'do gooders'. No way did I wait until my eighteenth birthday to discover my prick pleasure (or my neighbour's).

Would 18 - 5 suffice?? Or what about the 6th prime number? Cumbersome, but truthful.