by randy_miranda
There once was a constipated whore called Carol
With an ass that was big as a barrel
When we asked a butt fuck
She said, "I've no luck"
You can fuck me but its at your peril
A costive young hooker called Carol
Had a backside as big as a barrel
When asked to butt fuck
She sniggered, "Good luck"
"I'm not shitting. It'll be at your peril."