by Stopokochac
Hi Sofia. I am flattered that you want to have sex with me, but unfortunately you are asking the wrong person. I'm still a virgin, so I think someone else would be a better match for you. But thanks for the offer.
I spent 13 years in Europe. 23 degrees C translates to 74 F. On what planet is this an artic blast? Otherwise a humorous story.
2 stars
DragonRider55 Ret USAF
Wait what? That was supposed to be -10 F. I typed it I to Yahoo Convertor and that's what it showed me.
That's what I get for trying to make the setting realistic. Screw it. Next time I'll just post it in Fahrenheit. I can't change it now without redoing the story.
Anyways. It was supposed to be -10 Fahrenheit. Now you see why we Americans dont use metric system. It's confusing for us.