All Comments on 'Zigzagging Through Life's Minefield'

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silentsoundsilentsoundabout 5 years ago
Hahaha!

At first, of course, I suspected Hans of being a hung minute man but got suspicious the more it went on.

I still felt your protagonist's angst it got my heart racing at the end.

Fun short!

MattblackUKMattblackUKabout 5 years ago
That was a fun, short read

with a neat twist in the tail.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
In the words of Paul Harvey

Now you know the rest of the story .funny thanks

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
The machine

When he mentioned the machine, i envisioned an Sunbeam Super Fuckmaster 5000 with a 9 in. long, thick vibrating wand.

26thNC26thNCabout 5 years ago
Fun

Didn't see that one coming. Good story.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
Very funny!

I figured he was having sex with all of the women since he wasn't a porn star. But the massager was a clever twist. Nice writing with a good ending. FUN!

5 stars

Impo_64Impo_64about 5 years ago
A funny story...

A funny story...And that is what is needed in a April fool's story...4*

LeFrog08LeFrog08about 5 years ago
HA!

That was a good one!

Thanks for the good chuckle.

prinnaveaprinnaveaabout 5 years ago
Excellent!

That is all I can say. Made me laugh. Loved innuendo in the story.

enderlocke77enderlocke77about 5 years ago
lol

that was funny, but if that guy really thought a sixty something can do it 3 ties in an hour he too dumb to believe. was a funny read though so ty

maninconnmaninconnabout 5 years ago
Nice!

I laughed. My sides hurt. Thanks!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
What a hoot!

I never saw that one coming

SomeOneTwoThreeSomeOneTwoThreealmost 5 years ago
Nice.

There are many stories like this one

here in LW.

Sometimes a "Loving Wife" is a loving wife.

Nothing wrong with that :).

The problem with these kind of stories,

is while plotting up to a surprise,

most of these stories lose credibility.

While offering female guests foot massage

is strange, it's not off the credibility chart.

That is why I really like this story.

Top ratings from me.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 5 years ago
Good story...

...5 star. Thanx!

Loklie

Huedogg2Huedogg2over 4 years ago
wow

a loving wife in loving wives......now there's a conundrum

AnonymousAnonymousover 4 years ago
Symbian in disguise or an Accomondating Commode? 5*

Why else would they ask about it hurting unless there was a probe?

Did no one else pick up on the HAPPY ENDING in the machine name. No wonder the girls were lining up and cumming back smiling.

For those that still don't get it 'Happy Ending' in massage means orgasms.

Watch out for damp patches.

Nice one M&M

Venustas

etchiboyetchiboyover 4 years ago
@enderlocke77

Speak only for youself, man; only for yourself.

LOL!!!

4-stars

26thNC26thNCabout 4 years ago

Again, One of your numerous stories , and a dadgum good one.

Grimjack01Grimjack01about 4 years ago
Busted out laughing

The ending was priceless, great spoof on it.

tazz317tazz317over 3 years ago
LOOKS AND SOUNDS CAN BE MISLEADING

jumping to conclusions can end marriages. TK U MLJ LV NV

secretsalsecretsalover 3 years ago

All's well and good till you give Marsellus Wallace's wife a foot massage.

iameaseliameaselalmost 3 years ago

ROFL...thats a good one.

kirei8kirei8over 2 years ago

Just the start of several "experiences" at Han's house. What a dope.

26thNC26thNCover 2 years ago

Foot and calf machine. I wasn't expecting that.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

u fucher....!!

dgfergiedgfergieover 1 year ago

That was a good one, sometimes we let our minds wonder a bit too much,

Karl_HundassonKarl_Hundassonover 1 year ago

That's a good 'Gotcha!'

AnonymousAnonymous9 months ago

No foot and calf massages for the guys of course.

AnonymousAnonymous8 months ago

So why did all of the ladies express their surprise about how big it was?

AnonymousAnonymous2 months ago

Brilliant utterly brilliant. BardnotBard

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