by leapyearguy
Do you suppose the it happened like that the first time???
That was by far one of the funniest stories of Creation ever heard.
wish feminists read this, then they would realise men are assholes because they are WOMEN!
just imagine the look on their faces, secondly what if the world was matriarchal in prehistoric era, well factually there are many eg. in animal world like in elephants, bonobo apes, lions, orcas & bees.
Usually the humor is not, but this was great. I especially like the last 4 paragraphs. I give it a 4. Is there a follow up?
The minds of your students are curious. Enlighten them. You know and understand the true origins of men and women. Why is a pussy called a pussy? Why is the 'thingy' named a "dick" or a "cock"?
What a clever and poetic piece of fun. It made me laugh out loud. I suspect it was difficult to write, because of the, he/she - him/her dichotomy, but it was easy to read once you got into the rhythm. Thanks for sharing. I loved it.