A scion of the well-known Butternuts clan, I, Ferdiand, have a varied and checkered past. Out of high school I was hired as the first fluffer for female pornstars. Despite the lack of demand at first, I soon found myself up to my chin in vaginas. When my doctor advised me to take a break lest I risk losing my tongue to overuse, I took a job as a dildo tester. I just made sure they turned on, perverts. I'm now trying my hand at writing. Cheers!
