by pinata
This is about an actual woman I met eight and a half years ago at Military Circle Mall in Norfolk, Virginia. I only saw her the one time, but have been wanting to meet her again somewhere, anywhere, pretty much ever since then. This poem, which will appear on as many sites as I can manage to post it to, is my desperate attempt to attract her attention so I can reconnect with her... a "grand romantic gesture", if you will.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
Ha ha ha
*Prepares restraining order*