- Non-Erotic Poetry
- I Want Michael Medved Dead
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Click hereI woke up one morning
And I was fine
But the next day I woke up
And I wanted Michael Medved dead.
I’ve got nothing against the guy
He actually kinda cool
But since I saw him on CNN…
I’ve wanted Michael Medved dead.
A charming man
An acquired taste
How did I know you were Jewish?
I want Michael Medved dead.
So smart and opinionated
Funny too
My stomach hurts…
I want Michael Medved dead.
I don’t hate him…or do I?
Must’ve been a cracked mirror
…I lost my keys
I want Michael Medved dead.
Oops – I fucked up
You weren’t supposed to see this
Now my wish won’t come true
My wish to see you dead.
I didn’t want to write this
Writing this means you’ve won
You’ve won, and I lost
Lost my chance to see you dead.
Medved, if you’re out there
It’s not your fault
Just a case of mistaken identity
Sorry
But I want to see you dead.
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREabout 16 years agoStill with all that's going on which we may not be happy about in this country, not too many places on earth would allow such hateful, racist, thinly veiled Nazi propaganda as this “Poem” which essentially preaches for a murder of a Jewish person for being Jewish, to be safely put to public view. <P>
This Jewish guy is telling you: I have no idea where you arrived from (the 30’s and 40’s in Nazi Germany?) but you can crawl right back to where you came from, back into the gutters, and under your dark stone nourish your sick pathological homicidal fantasies.
