Kinky Sex

Kinky Sex
by BrettJ © 2005
with apologies to Dr. Seuss


Do you like some kinky sex
Or does it make you nervous wrecks
Do you fucking in the ass
Or on that would you rather pass
Do you like clean-shaven girls
Going down, licking their pearls
Is fucking fun while in the shower
Going on, hour after hour
Do you like to be fucking Doggy
Or, like Kermit, fucking “Froggy”
Do you enjoy fucking on top
Or being spanked with a riding crop
Have you joined the Bondage Nation
Or are you into Humiliation
If all of this has blown your mind
You are not the perverted kind
But if some of this has made you smile
Welcome to LIT – please stay a while