Laplacian Fool

Q: Who are you? Where do you come from?
A: I am a star seed from Vega.

Q: What you do for living?
A: I teach geometry for dying.

Q: And you write poetry?
A: It is a rumor.I didn't come across any.

Q: Why do you write poetry?
A: Because its something I hate to do
I write poetry for deemphasize poetry
I hate as well
Art, discourse, rhetoric, science
And all the mad people produce them.

Q: How do you write?
A: I write as the way I piss
Straight, simple, outlaw and clean
I don't need a muse to inspire me
Or creative flares in my brain.

Q: What is your best attribute?
A: I am a good liar.
I am a scam bag to put it rightly
I lie in anything I say, write and do
I tell lies as Santa delivers presents.

Q: Can we call you honest and brave?
A: Definitely not.I am unabashed not honest
I am cynical not brave
I am not confessional or religious either.

I want to add one other thing:
I was always have been a fool
A kind of fool you can find
Like one in a million cases.

Like Laplacian Demon
I was quite the opposite
I was a Laplacian Fool.

When I look back upon my life
I think it is quite true.

Q: Do you have any class resentment?
A: No I don’t.
I don’t have a middle class background
A middle class education, a college education
I know my place and I am always reticent about it
I don’t go after middle class girls
I don't touch the cookies in the jar
I buy cheap clothes
I eat hot dogs on streets
I watch filth, b-movies and porn.

I am not self limiting
But they are not my kind
I don’t enter their territory
I don't disturb them, they don't disturb me
It is a unwritten pact that both sides obey.

Q: Do you hate women, kids and animals?
A: Yes, I do.I despise life generally.

Q: What cheers you most?
A: Long sleeps, food, beer, sex
and the German sex farces.

Q: How do you choose your sex partners?
A: I hate romance
I am not a chick magnet by the way
I date with young whores mostly
Only possible way to get laid
For a troll like me.

Q: What buggs you most?
A: Living with human race,
New age craps like karma points,
Follow your heart, follow your dreams thing
Everything that lulls me into numbness
And steals my money.

Q: Do you have any future plans?
A: Committing suicide by over sex and over eating
I think this planet rejects me
Because I am a cosmic castaway.

Q: What kind of music do you listen?
A: I am a Vegan.I like cosmic tunes
Not the earthly noise.

Hasan Ali Tokuqin
Istanbul/Turkey.