tagNon-Erotic PoetryStill on Parole in Purgatory

Still on Parole in Purgatory

bygreenmountaineer©

I said it so many times back then,
Some Neanderthal, I said to him
Who raised a menacing brow.

No, Adam did when I said it to him.

You and I were naked, I said,
So what would you expect?
Anyone would want to look, so......?
He's all upset, fig leaves first,
Followed with hides I had to sew,
And then the boys start stalking the cat!

But honor thy family, right?
I shut my mouth, got up one day,
Paired with the Prince of Darkness,
Polishing his apple for Chrissake!

Why'd I say that? I don't know why I said that.

Anyhow,
I figured it out:
They wouldn't let women
Read or write.

It's tempting then if I'm a slut
And every woman the same.
Ever wonder who wrote this stuff
And if they ever got laid?

Yeah, right. See ya next month.
Don't bother to send a letter.

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