by Shrubbery
Nice story. Need to check minutae a little, though. I sat through Sightseers. No way could you have watched it at Christmas. Yet.
Really glad you like the story!
Maybe the release dates were different where you are, but I can assure you we watched sightseers on boxing day 2012. I was paying SOME attention to the film ;)
Thoroughly enjoyable, naughty without being too crude, dirty in all the right ways.