by Britease
A funny flash story. You managed the central twist of the story very well.
Very enjoyable read. Thanks for sharing I am still laughing.
From spies to sheep? From confusion to clarity?
How about somewhere in the middle?
Ha
Five Stars
Been around this mess since L and M put it together way back... shortly after the Mouse was the latest thing in PC's... Had to change my handle ('n even disappear due to threats) 'cause of the bigots,
Put never fails, I can count on you...
Thanks Ol' Timer your a hero,
SliperyRox
I think your just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
Specifically, LEFT FIELD? LOL
Honestly, Brit, this was probably the funniest and most original tale I've ever read on here. A black cuckold?! That is something you NEVER read about on Lit. Usually, it's the black guy cuckolding the white husband, judging by most of the black man/white woman tales in the Interracial section. I guess turnabout is fair play, and you did it with your signature sense of humor (humour). Like LTW said, it would get a 5 just for originality. LOL
So without further ado...
5 HUGE LAUGHING Stars! LOL
(My brother-in-law would probably hate it, but that's ok. He's kind of a dickhead. LOL)
This one kind of reminded me of that Filthy Fracture Nursery Rhyme.
"Mary had a little sheep.
With the sheep, she liked to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb."
ROFL :D
You write well...but this wasn't funny at all...Larry let her have who she wants, and then gets angry because she had? Where was the difference?
Could do with added sauce to spice it up and can make something warming for a chilly day.
Damn if this Tail didn't out-cute Ashson's contribution of the day! BritEZ ... you missed Sweetie "hoofing down to the White guys' corral."
@impo_58
You missed the whole satire. This tale was narrated by a ewe, as in a FEMALE SHEEP! lol :)
Thanks Britease, you actually had me laughing out loud with this one.
@Irondragon
You trying to make impo_58 feel sheepish mate lol.
Eh lad thou 'ad me fair rig-welted with thy tail. Yon lass were a gimmer I take it?
You're letting yourself expand away from wimpy, cucky men and childishly selfish women. Good show.
Thanks for the encouragement everyone. It's appreciated.
Ewe can determine if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
This is clever and funny,yet is scoring low..proof positive that Fox News nation comes in here and either blindly gives things 1s,or,more likely,have rotted their brains out to the point they couldn't understand this gem of a farce....baah to them....
Britease, ewe needn't feel sheepish about this tale of tail.
Wether or knot you have been spinning your wheels ewe rammed this posting, home to Oz.
St.Louis Rams are rumored to be considering to come back to LA (my home town) ewe can leave here behind. That was to many words!
Amusing.
In my most humble opinion, and after reading a lot of your stories, I have to say that this is probably the damn stupidest thing you have written so far. Sorry man but as I said just my opinion but come on man really ??????? Hell I can't decide if they were all sheep or human or if this was more of a beastiality story like I said stupid and very well below your standards.
Its humor from the other side of the ring.
I really liked the way you handled the 'personification'. But more interesting was the 'slut-hood' & 'sheep mentality' analogy. The term 'white-trash' comes to mind.
Sluts are not hungry for cocks,they starve for degradation.
Its a 5.
Baa, BAA, BAAA, didn't get they were sheet being raised for wool, not food. When compared to humans seems like the sheep have a great life. At least our babies aren't slaughtered for food.
How did I miss this earlier - very clever - although I think it's bar-bar-ous how you pull the wool over the eyes of some of these colonials.
Whilst @sinsational83 can never lower his standards @impo58 is presenting serious competition for his IOTY position.
I was a little sheepish after reading this. Ewe kind of rammed it down our throats.
Great story enjoyed
Thank you. That was a bright spot in my day.
Sometimes I read a story and I want to try to do it better. I can't touch this. It's too good and too original.
Well, she should stay out of the funny sod.
And aren't you the clever old sod?
5*****
Didn't finish this one, I'm assuming that the ending was telegraphed - though just maybe the whole thing was a trap for we simple-minded types!
Second reading, liked less than first. Not worth my time. Perhaps us Yanks have a different taste for these ruminations.