All Comments on 'A Wooly Tail'

by Britease

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thefranzthefranzalmost 10 years ago
Hilarious

A funny flash story. You managed the central twist of the story very well.

chytownchytownalmost 10 years ago
One Funny Read***

Very enjoyable read. Thanks for sharing I am still laughing.

betrayedbylovebetrayedbylovealmost 10 years ago
Damn

From spies to sheep? From confusion to clarity?

How about somewhere in the middle?

Ha

Five Stars

SliperyRoxSliperyRoxalmost 10 years ago
Never Fails...

Been around this mess since L and M put it together way back... shortly after the Mouse was the latest thing in PC's... Had to change my handle ('n even disappear due to threats) 'cause of the bigots,

Put never fails, I can count on you...

Thanks Ol' Timer your a hero,

SliperyRox

laptopwriterlaptopwriteralmost 10 years ago
This should be a 5 if only...

based on creativity!

MIK3LMIK3Lalmost 10 years ago
A sheep in sheeps clothing...

I think your just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

IronDragonIronDragonalmost 10 years ago
Are you sure you don't play Baseball, Brit?

Specifically, LEFT FIELD? LOL

Honestly, Brit, this was probably the funniest and most original tale I've ever read on here. A black cuckold?! That is something you NEVER read about on Lit. Usually, it's the black guy cuckolding the white husband, judging by most of the black man/white woman tales in the Interracial section. I guess turnabout is fair play, and you did it with your signature sense of humor (humour). Like LTW said, it would get a 5 just for originality. LOL

So without further ado...

5 HUGE LAUGHING Stars! LOL

(My brother-in-law would probably hate it, but that's ok. He's kind of a dickhead. LOL)

IronDragonIronDragonalmost 10 years ago
Just have to add...

This one kind of reminded me of that Filthy Fracture Nursery Rhyme.

"Mary had a little sheep.

With the sheep, she liked to sleep.

The sheep turned out to be a ram.

Mary had a little lamb."

ROFL :D

impo_58impo_58almost 10 years ago
You write well...but this wasn't funny at all

You write well...but this wasn't funny at all...Larry let her have who she wants, and then gets angry because she had? Where was the difference?

EspressoBolusEspressoBolusalmost 10 years ago
very funny

Orwell would be proud.

MitchFraellMitchFraellalmost 10 years ago
Mint!

Could do with added sauce to spice it up and can make something warming for a chilly day.

FantasyXYFantasyXYalmost 10 years ago
Loved It

This story was fun. THANKS

LickideesplitLickideesplitalmost 10 years ago
OutCutes Ashson

Damn if this Tail didn't out-cute Ashson's contribution of the day! BritEZ ... you missed Sweetie "hoofing down to the White guys' corral."

IronDragonIronDragonalmost 10 years ago
Umm...

@impo_58

You missed the whole satire. This tale was narrated by a ewe, as in a FEMALE SHEEP! lol :)

Lord_GroLord_Groalmost 10 years ago
About the only thing I can say is...

...ewe...

JounarJounaralmost 10 years ago
5*

Thanks Britease, you actually had me laughing out loud with this one.

@Irondragon

You trying to make impo_58 feel sheepish mate lol.

AlwaysrainingAlwaysrainingalmost 10 years ago
Flocking wonderful!

Eh lad thou 'ad me fair rig-welted with thy tail. Yon lass were a gimmer I take it?

winterfoxxwinterfoxxalmost 10 years ago
you're wit ...

as usual ...

extraordinary!

SparksWillFlySparksWillFlyalmost 10 years ago
I'm Glad

You're letting yourself expand away from wimpy, cucky men and childishly selfish women. Good show.

BriteaseBriteasealmost 10 years agoAuthor
Glad ewe nearly all got it.

Thanks for the encouragement everyone. It's appreciated.

LeFrog08LeFrog08almost 10 years ago
Well, that was different...

...and quite funny.

Concritic123Concritic123almost 10 years ago
I didn't give you a vote on this one...

Ewe can determine if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

njlaurennjlaurenalmost 10 years ago
Interesting

This is clever and funny,yet is scoring low..proof positive that Fox News nation comes in here and either blindly gives things 1s,or,more likely,have rotted their brains out to the point they couldn't understand this gem of a farce....baah to them....

bruce22bruce22almost 10 years ago
Nice change of pace

The story was not very deep but quite amusing.

fanfarefanfarealmost 10 years ago
three bags full

Britease, ewe needn't feel sheepish about this tale of tail.

Wether or knot you have been spinning your wheels ewe rammed this posting, home to Oz.

maddictmaddictover 9 years ago
Ewe, or is she human.

St.Louis Rams are rumored to be considering to come back to LA (my home town) ewe can leave here behind. That was to many words!

Amusing.

sinsational83sinsational83almost 9 years ago
REALLY ????

In my most humble opinion, and after reading a lot of your stories, I have to say that this is probably the damn stupidest thing you have written so far. Sorry man but as I said just my opinion but come on man really ??????? Hell I can't decide if they were all sheep or human or if this was more of a beastiality story like I said stupid and very well below your standards.

tazz317tazz317almost 9 years ago
BAA-BAA BLACK SHEEP

have you any wooly-booly. TK U MLJ LV NV

loveoverlustloveoverlustover 8 years ago
BBC.... betrayed ? LOL.

Its humor from the other side of the ring.

I really liked the way you handled the 'personification'. But more interesting was the 'slut-hood' & 'sheep mentality' analogy. The term 'white-trash' comes to mind.

Sluts are not hungry for cocks,they starve for degradation.

Its a 5.

Jetcrash747Jetcrash747almost 7 years ago
It's like comparing different ethnic races.

Baa, BAA, BAAA, didn't get they were sheet being raised for wool, not food. When compared to humans seems like the sheep have a great life. At least our babies aren't slaughtered for food.

VenustasVenustasover 6 years ago
Mint 5*

How did I miss this earlier - very clever - although I think it's bar-bar-ous how you pull the wool over the eyes of some of these colonials.

Whilst @sinsational83 can never lower his standards @impo58 is presenting serious competition for his IOTY position.

26thNC26thNCover 5 years ago
Like others

I was a little sheepish after reading this. Ewe kind of rammed it down our throats.

jtwheelsjtwheelsover 4 years ago
Don't worry no sheep puns etc only because you all do it better

Great story enjoyed

Just_WordsJust_Wordsover 4 years ago
Delightful. 5*****

Thank you. That was a bright spot in my day.

Sometimes I read a story and I want to try to do it better. I can't touch this. It's too good and too original.

ErotFanErotFanabout 4 years ago
"if I want to stay black, then I mustn't go back"?

Well, she should stay out of the funny sod.

And aren't you the clever old sod?

5*****

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago

stupid story

26thNC26thNCover 3 years ago
Again

Stupid? Just stupid good.

TrambakTrambakover 2 years ago

Baaaah!

Looks like many just didn't get it. Its brilliant.

1Merlin1Merlinover 2 years ago

Cute word play.....

DessertmanDessertmanover 1 year ago

Very funny, I enjoyed that.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Finally, something new in LW! Baaaaa-velous!

HighBrowHighBrow11 months ago

Took me a minute to catch on, but I loved it.

fredbrownfredbrown11 months ago

Didn't finish this one, I'm assuming that the ending was telegraphed - though just maybe the whole thing was a trap for we simple-minded types!

usaretusaret10 months ago

Second reading, liked less than first. Not worth my time. Perhaps us Yanks have a different taste for these ruminations.

AnonymousAnonymous5 months ago

Asa sheep farmer I twigged after the 1st paragraph.

Quite cleaver

Simon_MastersSimon_Masters15 days ago

Doh....fooled me.

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