by LolaRunsHere
I didn't get past your first paragraph. Actually, I didn't get past this line:
"I am a statuesque woman, 6?2?, with pendulous hips." Interesting...a huge woman with big drooping hips. If she doesn't have an spare ounce of fat on her body, why do they droop? Tumors? I didn't want to know any more.
Eric