by Clive Cromwell II
Normally this kind of story is too short for me, as I love a good build up, however I must say this an exception. Sometime a quickie is the best. So what can I say: Short but hot!
At times I've described difficult and unprofitable enterprises as having the comfort and privacy of fucking in a canoe. Guess I'll have to make another comparison.
That one did not quite have the ring of truth. Having gone fishing many times in a canoe, from the Missouri River in South Dakota to the lakes of Minnesota and Ontario, I don't think I could quite pull that one off. I fully believe they would have both wound up with wet arses...no pun intended.