by DaisyMontoya
If more politicians stuck to screwing individuals instead of the Country this land would stand as tall as a bare nipple in a walk-in refrigerator.
Happy days are here again
I hereby pledge my support for Daisy Montoya as President of these here United States and her plan to suck up, ah.. suck off every male diplomat and politician in the world until his brain turns to smegma. I am old, in need of great succor and anticipate her sending me my personal- and stunningly beautiful- assistant right away.