All Comments on 'How to Make Love to Your Car'

My apologies if this wasn't intended to be humorous, but I thought it was great. Very funny!

I made love to my lovely wonderful sexy Nissan a few times now & omg the gearshift fit perfectly inside my vaginal area. Like hand in glove. It made me cum & god it felt sooooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!! This is the first time I've been in love with a car of mine. I kiss it all over & caress it before I start having coitus with it! Making love to my car is one of the most incredible experiences I've ever had! Almost better than a human. My sexy Nissan craves my loving a lot now just as I crave it's loving!

I am in love with my 1974 VW Beetle. Just Her form alone (the tight, round fenders) is

a real pleasure to hug, kiss, lick and rub my penis against. I talk to her as we make love (front and rear rubbing). We've been in love for over 30 years.

Love this article. Nicely thought out and a good laugh.

I thought the title said "make love IN your car.." Oh well I'm not that daring but it was a funny article.