by Middleagepoet
You cracked me up! I'll sure never view my Sears sale flyer in the same way again! But skip trying to mate the Craftsman reciprocating saw with a cucumber! Instead, get a conversion kit and a realistic Vac-u-Lock dildo. All the major sex machine companies offer a kit like this, and those babies are (** level) orgasm-makers.
Holy shit this was hilarious. I laughed so hard. I work at Sears and I will never look at our merchandise the same way. Oh the possibilities.