All Comments on 'I Come with Instructions'

The big ugly guy is doing chest compressions and the cute girl is doing rescue breathing on me. Summoning my last ounce of strength I pull her head back an inch and outline her lips with my tongue. All the while thinking she has nipple rings. Ohhhh!

Oh, damn, they don't do rescue breathing anymore. Takes all the fun out of having an MI.

Now if only all women came with instructions.

A fun read. I hope someone that is important to you reads this and follows directions.

Should you come a cross a tall lanky cowboy in a black Stetson having trouble breathing please feel free to disregard the ARC's recommendations on rescue breathing. If I am going to expire I can't imagine any better way then with a pretty womans lips on mine. I will warn you you may have to fight my wife for the privilege but, such is the life of a paramedic. <LOL>

.I think of out American heros every day. The public servants of NYC and out troops both here and those deployed to far and dangerous places. My heart goes out to them and their families.

Thanks for a well written submission.

Mike S.

Hot stuff =) I wish every guy in the world could read one of these about his significant other - it sure would make sex a LOT easier. Written in a lovely manner, tempted to show it to the boyfriend for 'inspiration'. Keep up the good work.