by betweenthesheets
Too fucking funny!! Lol. Issa gotta protest tho! I be livin' justa hop anna skip north o' Ft. Worth out here inna sticks inna perdy small town an we dont go talkin' all hick funny like you be writin' down thar! I take high offense at that thar prejudice an whatnot! Next'in thang yer gunna say is we alls live in them thar trailer houses! ...well I do, but thats still um, what thay call radio typin' an thats jus clean wrong!
Too funny all the way around though, i remember taking my gf home to meet the parents and my folks making me sleep on the sofa! Lol. We had been 'shacked up' for years! Lol.
Wrong form of "there/they're/their" and "sorta" is a slang word. "Sort a" is something you do in Excel.
Also, pet peeve of mine: people speak in contractions. I will = I'll. You will = you'll. etc. Nearly always. In writing, if your character's aren't (are not) speaking like this, it makes them seem robotic and stiff.