by betweenthesheets
Wrong form of "there/they're/their" and "sorta" is a slang word. "Sort a" is something you do in Excel.
Also, pet peeve of mine: people speak in contractions. I will = I'll. You will = you'll. etc. Nearly always. In writing, if your character's aren't (are not) speaking like this, it makes them seem robotic and stiff.
Too fucking funny!! Lol. Issa gotta protest tho! I be livin' justa hop anna skip north o' Ft. Worth out here inna sticks inna perdy small town an we dont go talkin' all hick funny like you be writin' down thar! I take high offense at that thar prejudice an whatnot! Next'in thang yer gunna say is we alls live in them thar trailer houses! ...well I do, but thats still um, what thay call radio typin' an thats jus clean wrong!
Too funny all the way around though, i remember taking my gf home to meet the parents and my folks making me sleep on the sofa! Lol. We had been 'shacked up' for years! Lol.