All Comments on 'Pig Roast'

was to be unexpected...his wrath is understandable....TK U MLJ LV NV ps Fetish would have fit this tale as well as BDSM,,,,,,perhaps an epilog of Debbie's side for her cheating.....there are several venues to choose...depending on how one portrays her. mlj

Should make you feel better. After all, revenge is one thing; but what you wrote is pure evil and if this is the kind of person he really is then its no wonder she cheated on him. He's lucky she didn't take his balls. But them fear of the consequences should always be the motivating factor when getting married.

I would hate to see what he would have done if se divorced him...probably pull an OJ on her.

A very noire fantasy. While I am not going to quibble over the writing, which wasn't bad, the plot was more than a turn-off.

that are never missed as they say they are only stories so what is wrong with an evil fantasy.

This is what happens when you betray your spouse of twenty-five years and live. Wait a minute, this seems familiar. Oh yeah. This is my fantasy. Way to go.

BURN BABY BURN

I suspect it would burn like a bitch....

Don't know about the Habanero, but I DO know lips which have been eating the MUCH milder Jalapeño will cause blisters just inward from the corona (and yes, burn like hell for about an hour)! Washing with a grease-cutting soap or detergent helps, and application of a desensitizing ointment like Nupercainol might relieve pain, but probably not stop the blistering! She did it knowing it would be painful, but we neither appreciated the degree (I thought it would just be pleasantly hot!) Actually, she chewed up about a half of a raw pepper in the middle of the experience, then went back to 'work' so it was more than just lips! With an Habanero, you might not stay conscious long enough to appreciate the exquisite pain delivered! Of course, your partner would have to be tough enough to stand the pepper, not a big range of 'talent!'

Kidnapping is, of course, a capital crime in the USA. Fucking Hubby's rat-faced boss, swallowing his cum and allowing anal intercourse are not even misdemeanors (at least not ones which get prosecuted!) Fly (probably 1st class) to Hawaii, then take a island hopper ... gets expen$ive! One flying back leaves a bad paper trail. Why not drive to Wyoming, tie a pork chop to her ass and call in a wolf pack? Or give her a special butt lube that includes an epoxy glue, and give your boss one that includes the activator?

Funny story, if you're feeling especially aggravated, but I wasn't at the time, so 3*

Oops!

In the forgot epiloge the husband got 10 years prison.

In his rant he never discussed the reasons she did his boss. In his rant he never told how long he'd known she was slutting around. He had planned out a revenge but left enough evidence to get him convicted and spending the rest of his life in prison. All in all the things left unsaid and the things said need lots of editing/revision for this to be a great story.

Seek help.

But she is for assault and rape? Nonsensical, and in the wrong category.

Don't change a word, I give it a 5.

Badum Badum Badum ba ba

by the time she is gang fucked 5x times her brain or what was left of ir won't know where she is and enough Maui wowi she won't care

...do ya feel betta boy? Let it all out. Can't hit a woman but roast 'em?

Belongs in Misogyny. Need to create a zero rating for such hatred.

it should be in the Hall of Fame

There's a line in here: "You had to take my dignity and my self-worth and my self-respect." Problem is, there's nothing in the story to establish why he's entitled to any dignity, why he's got any worth, and what he's done to earn any respect, so for me it just comes across as whiny narcissism.

The writing as always is excellent. The subject matter distasteful and simply pandering to the woman-hating crowd. Not big, not funny and certainly not erotica. 2*

Funny how these self righteous fags who prefer cleaning a stranger's cum from a woman's cunt to punishing a cheat in any way cry that strapped needs help because he wrote about a creative man with balls. Keep up the good work. Love to see a cheating whore burn.

Saxon_Hart.

Strapped was supporsed to be Strapper in my previous comment. That's what I get for commenting from my phone.

Saxon Hart

...the inane comment about fags and psychos like this author?

is your darkly comedic irony. I'm not sure the humor in this 'tribute' actually comes off. Too literal despite the absurdity of the violence with it's far too obvious burn the bitch nod, and because it ain't particularly funny it's only going to appeal to assholes that get off on physically hurting women. Not good imo. My preferred revenge a touch more subtle and less eye watering I think. Thanks for writing. No vote.

I've always had my suspicions. It's hard to tell, most of your comments are indecipherable these days. I guess the meds don't work so well anymore.

Got to be the worst piece of trash I've even tried to read. These revenge stories are the biggest bunch of refuse going. When will you pathetic readers of this drivel get it through your heads. Happy people don't cheat. Affairs are symptomatic of bigger issues. This women likely cheated because this guy was sick. If his only resolution to a problem is to have her spit roasted I wonder what his solution was when the dog peed on the carpet or his children weren't born potty trained.

Strapper get your head checked

you called me "weasel faced". Raymond's boss

Watch out!! He's been planning your retirement party for years.

Hey good work on your Walter Mitty style revenge. BTB stories are fascinating to me basically on their inventiveness of torture. I'm by no means complicit with the theme nor do I subscribe to exact harm to other humans. However, there is in all of us a form of mental excursion, especially in times of great emotional stress. I would never want any wife harmed in anyway unless they participated in a form of violence themselves beforehand. It is quite humorous and desperate to put forth this story.

So many cucks and sluts vomit stories, so why not such one like this, were the hubby doesn't get jail but appreciation. Cos it's a fantasy right?

So who the fuck cares.

Five stars

# 5 stars. Really enjoyed it. Wish I'd done something like this to my cheating 1st wife, ooohhh the pleasure that would have been, still daydreams are free.........

Sorry!

I hoped they cooked her.

In such matters under such circumstances, full and complete justice can seldom be achieved, however in my considered opinion this story outlines an appealing plan to pursue.

This story made me wet! Thank you!

the beat is to just split, TK U MLJ LV NV

Ouch...harsh. I only give it 3 stars as the boss didn't get what was coming to him. Also I felt this was a bit extreme for BTB. That being said his extreme reaction was likely in response to the extreme betrayal on her part. So there is that. At least he isn't a Cuckold.

Why no punishment for his boss,a pig roast would have been ideal for him.Also how does he explain where his wife is when he gets home.

Was this story supposed to be funny ... U failed

DV sucks

Just divorce the bitch and cook the boss.

Written by a pathetic misogynist pig. You give all of us men a bad name.

If she's not killed, she will return and take a lot of your shit in the divorce!!!

Meh

Again. That was hot, but weasel faced boss still got away..

Sadistic bullsqueeze. Kick her to the curb, send her packing, whatever. But this over the top BDSM garbage? No

Oh, come ON already. This is just stupid.