All Comments on 'Please Tell Me They're Not Real'

Damn on the spot, thanks for put it so well

Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share the same sentiment. Avoid all those categories though

I shared my wife with a friend who ended up having a big cock. Her pussy and his cock fell in love and that's when I became an ongoing cuckold. I overheard her talking to him about how my small penis doesn't do it at all for her and that she really needs him. He wanted more so they basically became gf/bf. I got off on their blooming relationship and also on the fact I couldn't satisfy her with intercourse. For almost 2 years I enjoyed being a small penis cuckold.

Now years later my wife has a relationship with her boss and his big cock and now her boss has introduced me to eating his cream pies. My wife gets off big time feeding me which I also enjoy eating. Nothing hotter than feeding between my wife's legs while they cuddle, kiss and watch me smiling. I love my small penis, I love that she needs a real cock, I love eating cum and that her pussy isn't mine. I was born to be a little dink cuckold.

Wow, I've never read this before to my memory... Yet you just quoted, as YOUR version of the "Tied in a chair" scenario the core of the plot for my 750 word story "Bob's Story".... where the MC says " Run" even if it is Sheriff John Brown with the wife. Now I need to perhaps consciously mine a few of these nuggets to see what they inspire!

Finally someone speaks up some of these stories SMH

Good meta commentary.

Agree. Wish literotica would make a seperate catagory for the Vick/sharing crap and have loving wives be about real loving wives, not heartless sluts(male or female)

Good meta discussion.

Totally agree with you but I will still continue to wade through the stories because, sometimes, sometimes you encounter really good ones.

If these types of stories are so annoying and stupid, what does it say about you that you continue to read them?

Pointedly funny.

The overused story line I hate most is when the husband feels morally bound to make sure his kids maintain a good relationship with his wife who has just admitted being a prostitute by selling her body for sex to her boss. Why would he want his daughter to be raised by a prostitute?

After I have read the lines" She may be a selfish lying slut, but she is still the best person to bring up our daughter.", i am running for the toilet to puke. I hope I am expunging the offending garbage before it takes root inside me and I find myself agreeing with him.

Thanks for your writing.

It's so damn funny because it's true.

Right on the money ,

…cucking themselves, often though not always, with black men. So that does happen.

I agree.

But not the Last Lines.

Your Imaginations can tell what you Really are.

Who you really are.

Slir You Have Morals.

But you see world with Blinder.

My Ex Disrespected Me big time .. She Knew I had been in the marines but thought I did nothing but paper work . Imagine her and her boyfriends surprise when I Beat him like a Drum .If it hadn't been for that baseball bat He would have been Dead Meat for sure . Instead i ended up with broke ribs and ribs do not heal in 30 days at the hospital

I have a question!

As a gay guy, (yes, I read your stories) I'm fascinated at how common gang bangs, trains, sloppy 2nds, 2 dicks in a pussy, making the woman "airtight", etc is in "straight" erotica.

Come on, y'all. Are you that eager to have your dick up against another and using a sloppy glob of another dude's jizz as your lube in a over fucked hole? Do you scream NO HOMO the whole time you watch your buddy's ass as it flexes during orgasm?

Is it really that bonding of an experience with your frat bros to all fuck the same chick in a night during a party?

Help me understand

you need to chill buddy.

1. fetishizing black men for entertainment of white people has been a thing for a long time. it needs to go away.

2. most of your stories are also kinda tropish.. usually wife betrays her perfect innocent husband, husband takes away money, divorces her, she begs, he finds some other woman instantly, wife lives her life miserbaly there after.

Well done, add a much less significant but still irritating trend - "Sure, at 7 inches I was barely average . . ." or "her gangbang full of lovers were all much larger than me, each 9 inches long or bigger . . . ". The former puts the proud wearer in the top percent, much larger than average, and the latter is practically a unicorn, well past porn-star category.

On, and @Smokepole? Turn off the One America News network and Sean Hannity, and loosen your Maga hat - it has choked off one of your two functioning brain cells.

Dear Author,

What's your take on incest ? Do you think they are real...i think some are...though very few like 100 out of all the incest stories that are there in literotica .... you know the cousin ones...

Great and precisely summary of the Loving wife section of Literotica.

Signed: Joseph.

I really dislike these stories, too. With a passion. I know that some guys get a stiffy from them, but for most of us they have the opposite effect.

What I also find highly annoying are some of the stupid ideas in a lot of the BTB variety stories. Here are a few of them spouted in this text:

Black guys have big dicks. Not true!

SOME guys have really big dicks, and SOME of them are black. The best studies I have seen (very large data sets and/or measurements done by medical professionals) show that white guys are either almost just as likely, or even slightly more likely, to have big trouser anacondas. Asians not so much. It varies a bit between studies, but not that much. With this misinformation being spread, think about how it must feel to be a black dude with a small or even average penis. Not great is my guess. A guy like that must have to endure a lot of size queen's giggles and disappointed faces.

Black guys with big dicks are arrogant and superficial, because they can easily get laid. I hope not!

I find it incredibly silly to think that a person who has easy access to cheap hookups would not get married "because they don't need to". Seriously? What kind of man believes the only reason to get married is a steady supply of pussy? An incredibly superficial one.

Here is a challenge: Write a story about a deep, intelligent, kind, small cocked black dude's love life. That might be an interesting one.

The bigger the dick, the more pleasure for the woman, especially during rough sex. No!

Women's vaginas vary as much in size as men's penises. I have a friend who has an exceptionally long dick (he is white, by the way), and that isn't working out for him too well. He has only been with one woman his whole life who had a deep enough vagina that he could fuck her with his whole dick. With all other women he has had to constantly be careful not to go too deep, and according to my friend, that puts a serious damper on the enjoyment. Just imaging having to constantly stop and slow down and not get too exited during sex, or you will hurt your partner. Can't be that great for either of them.

"...divorce him and take half of his shit." Not how the law works!

She gets to take half of THEIR shit, as does he. It is called community property for a reason. In most of the world, that doesn't include what they owned before they were married, or even inheritance. Only the wealth they acquired together is included. There used to be a family lawyer from Nevada on here, writing about this stuff. Can't remember his name, sorry. There are so many misconceptions about property split and alimony in most of these stories, it isn't even funny.

Mt sentiments exactly!!! BTB!!! Hate CUCK, and Reconciliation stories!!!

Can't top what NN said.

The black man white wife is so cliche you can see it in the first paragraph. That one has more than run its course.

Ever notice how every man a cheating wife meets automatically has a huge dick? First time she has met him or seen him naked and he has the biggest dick she ever had and just has to have it all the time. Every wife is married to a man with an average or below average dick. This was never a problem while dating but becomes one after marriage.

The husband that willingly allows his wife to have sex with other men cannot believe his wife respects him ever. He has no desire to have sex with other women but gets off on watching or hearing stories....yeah NO....

I don’t condone or condemn cheating but I can’t stand the in your face disrespect of “I’m going to do this no matter what you say and nothing will change between us.” Those stories irritate me more than anything. You want to have sex with another man then I’m having sex with other women. That will shut down 90% of these interactions.

Cheating is a financial boon on Literotica for certain businesses. Waffle House, IHOP, and Mom and Pop Diners are the breakfast places of choice for the wronged husband. No matter how much money the wronged husband has he stays in a Roach Motel. The Champagne business rakes it in as almost all cheating has Champagne. What companies turn a blind eye to a worker coming back from lunchtime sex smelling of alcohol? This one baffles me that nobody says anything. Jack/John Daniels, Jose and local bars get their love too.

But hey.....this is fantasy right?

With all of your assessments.

I AGREE WITH ALL YOU BROUGHT OUT! LOVE SEX, NOT WATCHING OR SHARING

DUDE!!!, you just read my fucking mind!!!!! Thats trippy

you are 200% right the cheaters should burn but the courts in real life reward them

Stories that make you say WTF?

I also grit my teeth when the husband (1) falls into alcohol, (2) deletes phone messages or texts or destroys evidence that could help him in a divorce, (3) doesn't think to use his phone to take pictures or video of his cheating wife and her lover, (4) decide that since his wife cheated, he can too. Why doesn't a cuckold ever wait until his wife and lover fall asleep, then handcuff and tie them to the bed and castrate the lover and give him a penectomy with a rusty knife. Then haul them out at 2 am and take them into the woods and bury them alive or sell them to a brothel owner in South America.

I got about a third way through and started scrolling down to see how long how pages it was going to go on. Needless to say I gave up.

This was funnier than hell. I agree with it all. Thanks for the excellent humor. It's nice not to be pissed off at the end.

I totally agree. I was in The U.S. Air Force in Thailand and my second wife was my girlfriend while there. She told me that she would never cheat on me when we got married. I believe her and since I have never caught her been married 44 years. If I ever had, we would have been history! Like your stories, keep writing!

I was reading some of your stories and I came across this old submission in Reviews and Essays. Some stuff is pretty far out there, but apparently, I think some of this shit is real out there. I'm with you though, most of those scenarios if I was the poor bastard, people would end up dead and I wouldn't care where I ended up after that.

You can tell that most of the stories about wives violated by black men are all about misogynistic degradation. It should be no surprise that those who relish sexist debasement of women employ insulting racist stereotypes of black men as the vehicle for that humiliation.

To SP: Well played sir! I also liked the comment by anonymous "life is a bitch". There are too many racial stereotypes in LW. Thanks for challenging this.

I concur 100% with this ! I enjoy cheating wife stories where the husband has some balls ! BTB or at least some major action taken against both of the cheating parties. there can be reconcelliaton , but never at the expense of a man's pride ! there are always a few bumps in every road, but sinkholes should be driven around ! Then go find a smoother road to travel !

Slrpuff you took the words right out of my mouth,About 80% of the storys on LW are not only pure BS but in some cases clearly impossible and not the least in a medical sense but it's allso against human nature,when i read storys about a woman comming home with cum running down her legs i can't but laugh at the uther ridicule of it

What gets the most under my skin is the way those mostly male authors write a story about a cheating wife but give her a male caracter,"honey it was only sex" and " i love you not him" are much more things a male would say,a woman reacts to sex with another man totally different,sex just for fun is not a female thing,she has to believe there are feelings involved and does not only has sex with her vagina but allso with her head and heart unlike men who mostly think with a different head

Many of the things you rail against here, and very similar to some of your stories, with the only difference being that yours are a watered down version. You still have the same unfeeling slut wives, and the same cowardly subservient husbands.

I am a 300 pound black man and I hate these stories. The stories about long dicked black men cuckolding dumb white men disgust me. I love romance stories. Stories of real love between a man and a woman are amazing. It doesn't matter what color they are. Personally I enjoy stories about black men and white women. Both single, both happy. Growing together against whatever obstacles trying to keep them apart. All this other crap is BULLSHIT! You people need to get a life.

thanks for sharing.

i prefer stories that are believable and within the realm of possible.

George in Omaha

Your mistake here is in assuming most of these stories are anything other than made up fantasies that appeal to a certain segment of the population.

Your next big mistake is assuming only what you prefer is correct and anything that veers from that point of view is wrong. Here is a hint, instead of reading such stories that you say bother you but you can't seem to avoid reading for whatever reason. Stop reading them and let those who enjoy them do so without your two cents about what is right and wrong.

You've got to realize they're fanticies and it' not the characters in the stories who are screwed up bt those who would write such garbage

what if, what could've. if I did, etc etc..TK U MLJ LV NV

I had a very good friend ask me to fuck his long term live in girlfriend. They lived together for over 3 years. He was having some medical issues and the doctors found what looked to be 3 masses on one of his kidneys. They were going to remove the kidney and biopsy it and he was looking at 10 to 14 days in the hospital.

They invited me over one weekend to tell me what was going on and to ask me for a favor. At first they asked in very general terms for me to "take care of Karen" while he was in the hospital and I immediately agreed to stop over every day to take Karen to the hospital to visit, to help her run errands and/or to shop for groceries. Karen didn't drive and I assumed this is what they meant. Finally after some awkward silence followed by some false starts they just told me bluntly they want me to screw Karen as much as I want during his hospital stay.

I had to ask, "Why?". At this point Karen looked flushed and embarrassed so my friend, John, tells me we should go for a ride somewhere, smoke a joint and talk more about this without Karen. Karen was quick to point out she was fully on board with everything John would talk about. So, John and I go take a drive to a wooded area where we smoked a joint then he started to explain more about Karen. Karen's ex-husband was abusive and was very manipulative with her during their marriage. She still had problems dealing with him and telling him no. He also pointed out that while Karen was a wonderful woman she wasn't the brightest bulb, which I already knew. Sometimes I thought she was borderline retarded. A very nice, friendly and sociable woman but a little on the slow sided. She was a great domestic partner, kept their place spotless cooked well enough and did everything she could for her 4 year old son. John then informed me that what she lacked in brains she made up for in the bedroom in spades. He said she was an extremely sexual person and would demand sex no less than 3 nights a week especially during the weekends when her Ex got weekend visitation with their son and the two of them were alone.

John explained that since the medical issues started he hadn't been interested( I heard this as able) to give her anywhere near as much sex as she wanted. His major worry was the Friday hand off of Karen's son to her Ex for visitation. If the Ex knew John wasn't there he'd try to manipulate Karen and without John for her to lean on she'd most likely end up getting intoxicated and having sex with her Ex due to her previous track record of not being able to tell him no. The main reason she managed to leave the guy at all was when she was pregnant the guy smacked her around and she got fearful for the baby's well being.

John wanted me to be there during the week day evenings to take her edge off, to be present for the Friday hand offs and to keep her busy over the weekends to keep her mind off things so she wouldn't be alone. Then I had to ask, "Why me?". John and Karen discussed the issue John worried about with her Ex and Karen admitted she wasn't sure she could say "no" to her ex without someone to lean on. They both decided she needed someone to look out for her. John also said she admitted that she's been extremely horny and wasn't sure she could turn down someone who made a pass at her while he was in the Hospital that long. Karen really needed a keeper. They discussed it and even after John got out of the hospital he probably not be able to have sex for a few weeks. John and Karen decided to ask someone to "take care of her" and John wanted to at least feel like he had some control over the situation. He suggested they each make a list of their male friends they felt most comfortable asking. John claimed that he only had two names on his list and I had been his first choice. He knew that I wasn't attracted to Karen due to her being slow and she was a cigarette smoker. John told me that Karen had five names on her list and that had hurt him a little but he was glad to see that I was at the top of her list as well and I was single which led to their invitation.

It was a conundrum for me. On the one hand was no strings sex with a woman who was describes as oversexed and sexually open. On the other hand was the risk of losing a 6 year friendship with John. The whole thing gave me splitting headaches. I felt really strongly against cheating with a friend's girlfriend or wife. I despised the thought of it BUT then in this case the friend was practically begging me to use his girlfriend as a sex toy for up to two weeks. He even explained that they had set down some rules where she and I weren't to kiss on the mouth, no anal, and no sex in their bed, I had to use condoms, I couldn't offer her any drugs stronger than weed and I wouldn't call or stop by for two months after he got out of the Hospital. I have to admit the rules really made the whole affair feel a bit clinical. I also worried how I would react if she wanted to break the rules. I also worried that I wouldn't have been able to resist breaking the rules and getting some meth and tuning us both up even more for a meth fueled sex binge. I always used condoms no matter what so I didn't worry about that rule.

I was seriously conflicted but finally chose to turn down the no strings sex buffet being offered to me. I couldn't get passed the morality of fucking a friend's girl. I also didn't want to feel some weird obligation to John over the issue like I should return the favor at some point(I'm really possessive with girlfriends). I offered to stay at their place and be present for the Friday hand offs anyway but sex was off the table. Karen didn't take it well at all and stormed off and locked herself in their bedroom. I wasn't attracted to her as a person or potential mate but I'd have no problem with just fucking her or as a friend with benefits. I couldn't get past what felt like betraying a friend if I agreed to a short term physical relationship..

It turned out that the issue was a Catch-22. My refusal was taken as a personal insult to either Karen or both of them. I thought John looked a little relieved after I refused but maybe that was wishful thinking that he'd appreciate that I valued his friendship more than no strings pussy. I'm not sure why but I didn't hear from John again for almost two years even though I tried to contact him. He called me 6 months after he got married to a woman named Nanette. I never brought up Karen or the offer to take care of her for two weeks but I still wonder about it. I do sometimes fantasize about having chose to take care of Karen and the things I would have made her do for me when I masturbate at night.

you and I agree on every item you mentioned, I could never share my wife with anyone at anytime. The forced cuckold ones make me scratch my head in wonder when the husband takes it. I would walk both of them to the door at the end of my 9mm and say see ya in court \and do all in my power to destroy both of them, like I said I don't share my woman!

You could have been describing my own thoughts, although, I'm more than willing to lend out my power tools.

What really annoys me is that many of them are quite well written and I empathize with the 'victim' so much that I actually feel their pain deep in my gut.

I second the emotions.

They are not reality. If you are looking for reality read a newspaper. They are about unusual people and unusual events. There would be no story if they were about normal people doing normal work and normal families leading normal lives.

Think of this; there are 300 million US citizens and these stories concern only a handful of them. You are never likely to meet people like them or even hear about them in the normal course of everyday life. (Let's hope so anyway.)

Having said that there are some weird folk out there. Who knows what they get up to.

I totally agree. The bottom line is to keep your fantasies just that, fantasies.

I love to submit to my husband, but if he ever blindfolded me and tied me down just to have one of his friends or anyone else at me he'd be a dead man!

I agree with your conclusions and thoughts about the stories you described. Not only not realistic but way to narcistic to even be an enjoyable read.

No real husband would accept his wife sharing what is rightfully his. When it occurs, result will be divorce. And, it is hard to blame a man for seeking some redress.

i too am sick of the alpha-male crap. if there are really cum lapping husbands out there, do us all a favor and eat a shotgun

Slirpuff, you speak so much truth! Who are these men who seem to have no balls? Some of the things in these stories would have me smothering the wives in their sleep and no man would disrespect me like that period. Last time I checked, 6'4" 250, with a black 16" cock thick as a beer keg, still doesn't make a man immune from a 9mm slug to the back of the head.

touches on the truth very clearly and precisely.

speaks the truth!

Those cuckold stories are the worst and I don't care for swingers. I don't mind fucking another man's wife but I don't want MY wife involved. Now, if my wife and another woman got together it would be another story.

Some of these people need to be killed or maimed. Yes, I realize that these are fantasies. I do remember way back when I was a cab driver there was a certain address where they would call a cab and the husband would pay the driver to fuck his wife. This was in the middle sixties. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

I agree with everything you wrote and treble it!

The best line: I have a hard enough time getting my wife to get me a beer much less blowing one of my buddies.

Classic!

Okay, this is the Slirpuff I know and love, to quote "a man after my own heart". After reading "Opening Pandora's Box", I was starting to worry. - lonewolf3307

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I enjoyed it, thanks.

I'm not surprised that you find fault with so many stories on Literotica. I read some of your stuff. You're a snore, buddy.

Have to say I agree 100%. "I don't share power tools much less my wife" LOL!!!!

That essay read well and you gave out a good strong message for faithfulness in marriage. Not only that, it made me smile a lot. Probably the politeness of your method of expression gave it the strength that many rants lack. Most of the Stories on Lit are based on a fantasy conjoured by the writer so that is why we find so many things which we could never imagine to be true occurrences. Like sexual intercourse itself unless you grew up husbanding animals.

There are some people that would say reading any sexual content is a sick fetish and stand against pornography.

How close-minded is it to criticise someone else's niche?

Personally, what I like about Literotica is the variety. That's why there are categories, and although this essay was well written, it's rhetorical and obvious.

First a note I attached to a similar essay by I think "Landrieu":

"Apart from matters of trust, honor, contractual obligations, etc, all civilized and all, but alas, inadequate except for reference, I think that like Bonobos, swans, pigions, and some other species we are hard-wired for monogamy, BUT also like gorillas, penguins, etc we are hard wired for variegation in partners season after season, or outright alpha-male, top-dog polygamy. In different degrees for each of us. Which is why the greatest single cause for brutality against women is male sexual jealousy -- it short circuits all thought or care for loved ones and consequences, truly blinding. A male WILL not unwittingly share his mate or raise another man's seed. As witness most kneejerk responses here to infidelity stories ("KILL THE BITCH!" in various surrogate forms is always the majority respose, even among real life milquetoasts, the rage real even though the bitch is fantasy fiction).

And the reason why is evolutionary -- in the absence of a village, tribe, herd, school, gaggle, etc to help raise kids, a well-teamed mating pair is essential given the long period of helplessness of our young. If she's sexually active at all (say from age 15 to her probable death age 35 on average until the 1800s), the female is assigned by her biology to be pregnant, nursing, or caring for small children (since she has to hang out home anyhow). This works best if there's a dedicated male bringing home the bacon and defending her from predators. Thus stereotypical sex roles, characteristics, etc, enforced by hormones (in various ways and degrees in each of us, we are NOT assembly line uniform but "chance variegated" as Darwin said). The rest is how our civilized consciences and intellects reconceive the imperatives, as mandated by law, contract, God, principle, or an essential expediency (Trust lost is indeed near-impossible to rebuild).

Our shifting social groups and mores, the lack of nearby extended families for most, above all effective contraception -- for only the last fifty or hundred years of the past 60,000 we've existed, think of it! -- has opened this situation up and rendered fantasy fears and solemn affirmations of commitment all the more consequential. Which is why I think the best of these stories raises our awareness of the issues way higher than kneejerk "Kill 'er!" or pious "Do the Right Thing" can approach. These are difficult matters to be treated with the greatest care and sensitivity, with different resolutions -- even if only "make do" and "best of a bad bargain" -- for each."

That for another author (Landrieu) who trusts "Trust" and "Obligation" so on as principled mandates rather than expedient necessities -- I think we refer to principle to respect ourselves for fairness, consistency, and we try to guide ourselves by principle now and then (and congratulate ourselves if we succeed and rationalize cleverly, usually successfully, when we fail). For you, Slirpuff, you'd be better employed looking into WHY the fantasies you abjure turn on so many people for whom they are delightful fantasies but abominable and unthinkable realities -- dom/sub games some play but many more find erotic to contemplate yet impossible to enact -- because they are conflicted (it's desirable but disgusting, it violates fundamental self-respect etc) or because of their particular circumstances (they may wish to be submissive but they love, are devoted to, and care for an even more submissive vanilla mate they could never violate but accept just as she or he may be).

Your stories explore mismatched couples in a pared down, simplified, real world, built out of characteristics of that recognizable world (your dialogue -- kids, lovers, quarrelers, all of it -- is the most recognizable I have encountered anywhere in modern fiction!). But others use fiction to go places they could never go, to see what it might be like -- to engage sophisticated fantasies that are never more than that. Still others to anticipate, to model in imagination certain circumstances they might encounter in reality in some form, so if encountered they don't blow their minds, and they can see in advance possible consequences of possible responses. So I respect ALL responses to the imagining of infidelity IF they are true to their own terms, explore sensitively, and are more than kneejerk. Let me add,, to parallel your comment at the beginning, that by luck or youthful good judgement my most recent spouse is also my first and has been for many years -- we are fortunately still alive, still caring, and both of us still writing as for most of those years (though not usually writing fiction). My own fictions, taken up after retiring, are carefully constructed fantasies set as if in our accustomed real world, intended to explore those fantasies as if realk and not the world of real multiple consequernces. And appreciated by thousands who have felt isolated by their own unconscionable, unacted, impossibly consequential but keenly felt desires. Compensation fantasiers have their own respectable justifications. Don' knock 'em! You detest submission fantasies, for example. OK, extremes not your cuppa. But since the twelfth century the Romances derived from cults of courtly love have idealized a knight's devoted service to his lady, which she tests sometimes in extreme form. Sacrifice for her pleasure is the key test of his sincerity and the greater the sacrifice, the greater its sublimity. Sir Gawain is required to show himself a coward before the multitudes, for example, in service to his Lady's will, as a test of his truth ("troth" if you will) to her. And does it. Endures the disgrace and is exalted in her eyes. Why not the modern suburban hubby, being tested for his devotion, eating a cream pie out of his perhaps overly venturesome but deeply respecting wife? To return to my elemental evolutionary psychology above, we all come from a long line of men who have devoted themselves utterly to the service of their women and their families. Most of those begotten by the "love em and leave em" and "respect and obey me or fuck off" kinds never survived their infancy. Some have -- villages and extended families can fill in for missing warrior, hunter, or these days commuter husbands who return to the hut or home each evening. But without men who are devotedly worshipful of lady fairs, there would be no Renaissance literature at all. True, reality requires partyners, but why bring a rose to a lady (you like that device I see) when she isn't required to bring you an equivalent other than her gracious presence.

You're such a fine writer I'm delighted to have found you, and am reading you like a kid in a candy store, leaving comments almost as long as this as I go. Thus far several rather profound tales carried out carefully, quite satisfying, and one strong, moving one one with a copout resolution brought on no doubt by your too great need for your own forms of wishful gratification (or too great concern for your readers'). Fiction is recognition, extension, compensation, analysis, but also anticipation, a way to enable us to endure the unendurable and survive it. Some of us -- many -- must.

I have no agruement here. good read.

"I have a hard enough time getting my wife to get me a beer much less blowing one of my buddies."

you guys are missing the point. The title of this essay is "PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE NOT REAL". I'm sure he understands sometimes they are just fantasies. I think it would be cruel if life was really like that for just about almost anyone so I understand the hope of non-existence of such conditions that this essay carries. You should too.

and in real life, even a slut has needs. And I mean OTHER THAN sexual needs. So no, it's not likely they'll be pulling trains 24/7 and drinking all the time. They need to eat, sleep and do something else lest they get bored. And yes, sex can get boring after a while because when your genitals are stimulated too much too often they get raw and less aroused, and if you've never seen one before, you'll find your first ever grumpy slut!

I would have to agree with your assessment of some of the stories I read. I also wonder if some are actually true and wonder if people could be that cold to a spouse. I know my buddies all enjoy my wifes company but I believe all have enough respect to not over step normal boundaries.

Please tell me you're not an a-hole who tries to control other people's lives. If you are this controlling over strangers' lives, I feel sorry for the people close to you because you probably try to keep a strong hold on them. Opinionated, judgemental, hypocritical, controlling, and most of all extremely annoying and aggravating. If you don't like something, nobody is forcing you to take part in it. Grade A Asshole!

I am retired, don't have a life or a wife so spend inordinate amounts of time reading what my ex wife would call 'filthy drivel' or some such pejorative. I'm pretty sure I have read the stories you describe, a few instances seemed straight off the presses. I tend to agree with your overall attitude about the situations described being too contrived to be real however I do believe such people do exist. You can find them in various forums. True, their are lots of fakers out there but among them the laws of average dictate there must be actual practitioners of the dark arts (Nothing racial intended) so I guess some of the stories have a ring of truth for whatever thats worth. As the stories go, my problem is not with the fiction or fact but with the visceral response by some readers. There are obvious homophobes who fail to see the fiction and talk about the characters as though they are real people not to mention the attacks on authors. You seem to be OK with fantasy so long as it doesn't cross the line into reality. Thats really all most of us are interested in and frankly 'free speech' trumps righteous indignation every time in my book. I think everybody just needs to calm down. I have yet to read a story which I didn't have a pretty good idea what it was about within the first 100 words. Not to say some authors aren't good enough to provide some surprises along the way but the overall theme is generally fairly obvious. So why do people go on to read something they know up front is not their cup of tea. I've heard authors described as sick perverts, etc, etc. Given the point I just made I have to ask, Who is really the sick pervert? There are plenty of disgusting stories here...sooo...if you don't like it, just move on. Pretty simple, huh. johngalt2300@yahoo.com

Long way I agree with you,, but in the emotional department then things tend to be an bit more "complicated" as you describe in your stories !

There is an "very delicate line in the outliving of your fantasies and what really happens in real life" ! As much as I love my wife also I can dream of a lot of stuff..it actually doesen´t have to happen in real world.. just in my brain... That is what I think of most of the stories.. as Honestly... I havent seen any over well endoved blacks yet!! They exist..yes... but to the extend that it goes for the majority.. sorry NO.. But an nice thought anyway!!

An good storie is the 1 that "triggers your mind and the "small head 2" ;-)

Real or fictional... honestly I don´t give a sh*t about it.. as long as I`m entertained.. My major thing..

Hopefully it gives an small part of my opinion.. love to read more wievs

ALL I CAN SAY IS I AM RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU LIT AUTHOR . THESE WIMP CUCKOLD STORIES MAY APPLY T A REAL MINORITY OF MEN, IF YOU CAN STRETCH THE MEANING TO CALL THEM THAT. ( MOST LIT AUTHORS THAT WRITE THESE WIMP BIG DICKED NIGGGER LOVER BOY STORIES ARE IN THIS MINORITY CATEGORY) .

I LIKE TO CALL THEM CLOSET QUEERS WHO WOULD RATHER HAVE A MALE DICK UP THEIR PATHETIC ASSES, THAN VALUE OR CARE A WIT ABOUT THEIR WIVES. iF THE SHOE FITS I SAY ??????????

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.....attempting to separate bad writing from simple topic distaste is that so much of the bad writing occurs in certain genres, or sub categories. Stories about cuckold white men chief amongst them. And then there is the inherent bias. Every one of the top stories on this site is an incest one. What a concept, America.(And in a supporting role, Great Britain, Australia and Canada.(South Africa, India, Singapore....)

Here are a couple of my favorite lines. I may use them in the future.

"Hells bells, I don't even share my power tools much less my wife."

"I have a hard enough time getting my wife to get me a beer much less blowing one of my buddies."

If it makes me a real man to accept to be humiliated and treated like shit by scum bags, then I confess that I am not a real man, but a two-year old girl.

You are Right Fucking on!

" They want you to be the macho cave man that drags them to the bed. At least most women do. "

Ah, so it IS the cavemen who are offended by cuckolding.

When you grow up, in say, thirty-thousand years or so, you might discover that women also enjoy being taken to bed with romance, conversation, humor, sensuality.. and - brace yourself now - some even like a little control and sexual empowerment!

I know it's difficult for your little caveman head to believe that there could be that much variety in women's sexual preferences, so good luck with your knock 'em out and drag 'em to your cave relationships. Just watch out for those pesky feminists and their date-rape allegations.

Of course they're not real - but they are serious fetishes. The cuckold, the group of guys thing and the black dude hung with a baseball bat for a dick are well-identified male fantasies.

The group who write here espousing violence, poverty or death to unfaithful wives miss the point. The stories just reflect a take that turns certain people on; good luck to them.

The problem with stories about married couples is that unless you allow infidelity you haven't got the makings of a good erotic story. Group Sex is better than LW for this.

Well the likes of you and your cuckold group. Have you ever thought that some women WANT an alpha male? perhpas they humiliate cucks like you because you disgust them? They want you to be the macho cave man that drags them to the bed. At least most women do. But you don't do that do you? you simper and whine about how sensetive you are and how you let your wife or girlfriend fuck all over you. THAT is the sad reality of what you do. I do pity you and your kind.

The reality is that the so-called "cuck & wimp brigade" are more confident in their sexuality and probably have deeper, more intimate relationships with their wives then the overbearing male apes who can't handle their little peepee insecurities. So who are the real wimps?

To pick on a writer who is just being honest about what he likes or dislikes. Well go fuck yourself cuckolds, because you are the ones with the whore wives that cheat on you, you are the pathetic tiny pricked non-men that read these stories and play with your tiny pricks in an attempt to get off. But you can't because your bitch wives have placed cock cages on your pricks. And you all love every second of it don't you? What you cuckold sick fucks have is a fetish, an infection of the brain. Your whores should just cut your balls off and have done with it, they don't need your balls anymore do they? Besides you wimp non-men have moaned about Slirpuffs essay but you KNOW what he writes about, you know generally what his stories are going to be about, and yet YOU are the tiny pricked ones that read his stories and condem him for writing stories about husbands with balls so it is YOU non-men and your selfish bitch women that are the hypocrits here NOT slirpuff. And the prick who said about good writers not writing on LIT anymore? Well it's cuckold stories that are driving GOOD writers away from this site. What we are left with is a handful of good writers that write about non-wimp men with balls and women who are not sluts. The rest is pure garbage. And those cuckold wimps that put down incest stories? Why is it that in the incest section there is more fun, more loving and far better sexual situations than in the so called cuckold stories? And those self same cuckold wimp hypocrits say that a FANTASY about fucking a nubile young woman is not exceptable but eating someones cum out of a whore wife is? A whore wife getting fucked by a huge black man with a traffic cone sized cock is okay? and then the whore gets pregnant and the husband has to bring up a black kid? he always has no choice because cuckold writers always have it that way. So give me a loving father, or mother or daughter or son FANTASY any day over some pathetic little man getting off because his wife is getting fucked by everyone she meets and probably animals as well! THAT is what disgusts me. The amount of so-called men on this site who are NOT men at all, just pathetic little shells of what they once were. And I do not blame the writers I blame the people who read them and give them high scores. That is disgusting to me as well. Every time I see a cuckold story I instantly press the 0 button. And yes the website needs to put these cuckold wimp stories into the proper section. The sick fetish section.

You kinda had me 'til the phrase "gag me with a spoon". Who uses that shit nowadays? Let alone some 40 to 50ish y/o dude? I don't think I can take you seriously anymore...so sad.

And to Anon babbling about the number of crappy stories being posted on here, all I can say is...suck it. One man's crap is another man's nutrient rich, life nurturing compost, or uhm something like that. Somebody obviously likes these stories despite you and your cronies beliefs because they're on here. You can have a well written cuckold story, or torch-the-bitch I am not a wimp story that looks like it was written by a 3rd grader, or various combinations thereof. It is what it is.

Yeah, I wish they had additional categories to divvy up the mess that is in Loving Wives. Why isn't there an area for "Loving Husbands"?? Instead I get blindsided by whoring husbands in the Erotic Couplings section with the pervasive attitude, judging from the comments, that it's o.k. for the guy to do it, 'cause durn it that's just how men are. Cheating is not erotic to me...well maybe sometimes. Oh, never mind. I think incest stories are foul, but I can't turn around without coming across some old, nasty, low-balls swingin' geezer who impregnates or wants to impregnate his nubile, fertile, Playboy bunnyish, 18 y/o daughter because she just wuvs her 'lil daddykums soooo much and wants to be this borderline geriatric's widdle sex slave FOREVER story. Sheesh, give me a break. Uh, sorry about that folks, talk about personal rants.

Point being, in a perfect world this site would be dedicated to stories where average white men have stupendous, no-holds barred sex with above average white women. All cheating, slut wives would be shipped off to Mexican brothels. All big dicked black men are shipped back to Africa or at least Atlanta, and all crusty, hairy, white aging douchebags get to have tons of kinky sex with harems of hot, barely legal women with or without their wives consent AND with no repercussions OR viagra. Unfortunately this is not that site, but I'm sure one exists out there, you just have to find it or better yet create your own selective erotic story Utopia. Otherwise do like the rest of us; utilize the scroll bar and DEAL.

You supposedly hate these stories, but you give a detailed genre critique which means that you have reads dozens maybe hundreds of these stories. That means, despite what you say, you obviously love these stories. You simply can't admit it to yourself. You hide what you feel to cover your shame. Most likely explanation is you think of yourself as the guy whose woman is taken, the wimp. You don't want to admit that to yourself, so you tell yourself you hate them as read story after story. I'd bet you have had women who cheat on you in the past.

The worst stories on this site are stories where cucked hubbies "get revenge." I hate these stories. You can tell I hate these stories because when I realize that is what a story is turning out to be I STOP READING IT. These stories are written and enjoyed by wimps who have to fantasize about how they would get even because they are not men enough to do it in real life. In other words, wimps write tough.

if you don't like them why would you continue to read them? Methinks thou doth protest too much. Yeah, sometimes you may be caught unawares if the story blurb didn't specifically say, "White wife cuckolds poor unsuspecting, average, equally as white husband with his freakishly cocked, black Mandingo boss". But there are some amazing things out there, like free will and the back button on your tool bar. Use it, they can be your new best friends. People like what they like, and of course we all don't like the same things, that's what makes us special...awwwwww. If it bothers you that much, start or join an internet group about all your evil favs and vent with others of your ilk to your hearts content.

I have to laugh at the people saying "If you don't like it, don't read it." Have they not noticed how many of these stories are posted? I can't flip through the new stuff without seeing at least 4 on each page. This isn't a matter of someone just lashing out against stories he doesn't like. This is a matter of someone getting fed up at seeing these crappy stories dominate this site.

It's a well-written critique; if more people described their stories better, you'd know which to avoid.

and more of a fucking troll. Surprised and disappointed. You are off my favorites list.

You should retire to Florida, buy some white shoes with a matching belt and complain about the government full time!

OK, you do not like cuckold stories, we get it. Then do NOT read them. Like a poster above I think incest is disgusting and I do not read the stories about incest. To each his own. Let's project out what happens to this site if everyone attacked stories that did not meet their personal fantasies. Not stories that are poorly written, unbelievable (14 inch cocks, etc.) but well written stories about something that does not turn them on. Soon more and more authors would stop posting and there would be little for anyone to read. I took a hiatus from writing because I tired of the idiots who cried when they read my slut wife stories and acted surprised that they were about a slut wife despite my putting a warning at the beginning of the story as to what it was about. Perhaps you should take a hiatus from writing as well and work on being more tolerant of other people's sexual fantasies.

Ok, I can understand if you don't like the cuckold stories-they're not your thing and they dont turn you on. But apparently, they turn other people on (like the authors) or else Lit wouldn't have a whole freaking category dedicated to this. Here's a suggestion-if you don't like them, don't read them! But please, don't down the others who do enjoy this category. Lit is about expressing your fantasies and desires, no matter what they may be. And here's something else for you to think about -the whole cuckold fantasy is actually one that quite a few men have-it's one of the main reasons that swinging has become so popular, so they can see their wife with another man. Please, find something else to rant about.

Very few swapping or foursome or just loving teasing wifes hungry for their sexy man stories appear on LW Lit any more. Most are cuckold or slave or the black alpha male and this is in the LW cat. Better scrutinizing of the story plot would help. Of course then it would take 2 to 5 months to get a story to appear. Any way thought your essay was on track. Thanks

PS Don't like this new comment approach either.

You have quite a bit to say about these stories. That's good! However...You must have read an awful lot of them to come to your conclusion. Tell me this. How many of these stories did you sit and read while beating off? DUMB SHIT!

Don't read any story in the "Loving Wives" category. 90% of stories in "Loving Wives" will have cuckolding content. For whatever reason, the decision makers of this site want cuckold stories to remain in that category. Don't blame the authors, they have no choice in the matter.

Okay, okay so cuckolding stories don't turn you on, I get it. Nothing wrong with that, there are plenty of non-cuckolding stories on this site. But your rant is about as worthless as me ranting about how much I hate incest stories, which I do.. they're gross to me, so I don't read them.

What I don't understand is why cuckolding in particuar is soooo dammm offensive to you, to the point you're compelled to write a rant about it. Does the concept threaten your manhood in some way? Your point of view is so skewed that you don't realize that cuckolding stories are actuallly written specifically for those with a cuckold fetish. In other words, it turns on the person being cuckolded more then any other party involved. Whether it's potrayed this way in the story or not, the truth is the cuckold is the puppetmaster of the whole scene.

You have a strange notion that they've somehow allowed themselves be victimized and are really unappy about it. Which means you don't get it.. because being cuckolded is what they desire most, it's their fantasy, it TURNS THEM ON. Now, it might not necessarily be what they want in reality.. but that's why erotic stories are great - you can explore your fantasies to extremes you may not want in in real-life . You know, like having sex with aliens, lol.

You probably don't understand BDSM either: "ah.. duh..how could that man let himself be tied up and whipped?!" LOL!