All Comments on 'Recipes For Quick And Witty Replies'

Short, funny and good read! Thank you!

Great recipe 5*****

LMAO well done, like the style of your writing

LOL*5

I liked the way you dissected common themes into a step-by-step guide. All that was missing was a bat and swinging for the bleachers.

Good one. Just as funny the second time.

"Here are three very short stories for you."

Very first line, at the top of the page.

You are welcome.

Thanks LGW, good to have a little humor mixed in with the usual negative emotions.

*****

Thanks a lot!!!

seems as though two story concepts were merged into one

1, husband angrily confronting cheating whore after surprised silence

2, husband driving wife crazy by agreeing and moving on before she got to fuck around on him

Sadly lacking around here......

I really enjoyed that. I will look for more of your work.

Very clever. *****

Obviously his marriage to Martha was shallow, distant, and tepid, like most marriages that fail. It just wasn't much of a relationship to begin with.

I get you wanted to focus on the humor and the wit, but its always a mystery why the cheater decided to dump a decent man for a romantic fantasy. Again, he didn't lose much of a woman.

Thanks for the entertainment.

Funny strong stories.

Top ratings from me.

Damn, that was a nice story! Really well done, very nice read, and much appreciated.

I must be tired tonight

The last vignette about the slobbering, made no sense to me.

Chilley

The slobbering was done by the ex-wife's boyfriend when he saw the current girlfriend of the ex-husband.

The last vignette about the slobbering, made no sense to me.

Chilley

This was a fun read. Thanks for writing.

5*

Regards,

-Pultoy

Did ALMOST the same thing to my ex wife. Found a girl friend almost 30 years my junior, ex wanted me back in the worst way. No. Thanks for the laughs.

Not funny? The previous poster has absolutely no sense of humor or was looking for a willing cuckold story. I liked it a lot. 5 *

I failed to find the humor. 2 stars.

I like the way he took the wind out of her Sails and put on her and then Replaced her with her arch rival. I hope you have More Culinary Delights to share.

...quite enjoyed the quick little tales. Braught a smile to my face.

Thank you kindly. Very good read.

Well now to change my shirt first from laughing and snorting, you cant take to anywhere fancy. Then when Stephanie can in I started to drool also. (Oh shit here comes the wife. How can I explain to drool and Stephanie?)

I will say Stephanie is much better looking then Becky. But after a hard days' night and some makeup Becky is Getting Better.

(ps now we see why I don't write the stories)

Excelente read. More Culinary experiments per favor! You cook, I'l eat. And .... it's always likegoodwine tooooo......

have you thought of roasted turkey on whole wheat on a Panini press?

This may end up the highest scoring story on LW!

I humbly suggest a Vita-Mix and a pressure cooker. Gets everything done in a (really big) hurry! Don't forget a Habanero and a large dollop of wasabi!

Excellent recipes!

Fun read. Thanks!

I like humor and second chance women in stories.....................5*****

Life is all about attitude. It is nice to read stories about men with positive attitudes dealing with their cheating wives in a positive way. At the end of every conflict, you know you have won if you have made the most out of the situation and hopefully came out ahead of where you were before the problem arose.

What a good cook, How to cook a whore, slut. Should be a cooking show on Food Net. Cooking of a Skank.

Of the formulaic Loving Wives stories. Got a good chuckle. Thanks.

Keep the cookbook expanding. I enjoyed the laughs.

I wish my divorces from the cheating sluts I married were that easy or funny. 5* just for the humor.

Myhands316

Thankyou! I really needed a good laugh today. These were great.

Thank you for a fun story.

The single most unique story written this year in LW section. WELL DONE ! BTW WELL DONE KATE. LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

First was excellent. Second was not. The third was a bit poorly worded at the end and I found myself having to read it several times to figure out what was going on. Thanks.

Might be some hope for you after all.

excellent 5

Laugh out loud funny!!!

Absolutely brilliant, and a wonderful change of pace. Thank you.

Humor is good for the soul. A welcome break from the norm. Great job.

Very funny, and well done! Now if we could only put a few of these clichés to rest for good! Well, I hope future authors will at least think twice before taking the same tired plot device and rehashing it. Your comedic take on a few of these vignettes ought to let anyone realize these plot devices have become as useful as a motor that has WAY too many miles on it, and hasn't had an oil change in years. The PROBLEM is, that it is very hard to abandon clichés when cheating spouses continue to act that stupid, and make the same mistakes as oh so many have who had gone before. But thank you, because it is always easier to laugh at these stories, when you know the author was intentionally trying to be funny. In some cases, it just makes you feel sad reading what others put out and expect to be taken seriously. But LGW, I have ALWAYS liked your work, and every story is a showcase of your talent!

That was fantastic, funny as shit.

Thanks for sharing you are like your name!!!!!