by Neilolm
Where ere you be
Let the wind blow free
For the want of a fart
Was the death of me.
Epitaph on gravestone to Dicky Pearce, the Earl of Suffolk's jester. who in 1720 was kicked to death at Berkeley Castle for being unable to fart for his mistresses amusement.
Epitaph composed by Jonathon Swift.
I did get a couple laughs. Hope that was the intent. I never imagined I see the sound of a fart spelled out with such enthusiasim.
I like the nasty but atleast have her take her fucking pants off and let him fuck her are you a faggot.
Having heard her music, I think I would prefer the anal arias. Definitely the best story I have read yet on the subject of excessive celebrity flatulence.
I know one of my relatives always talks about farts and sweaty ass and he likes it I am sure. Yet, I rather fuck these girls in the ass, smelling them would not turn me on at all and can be very gross in all truth. Anal fuck these chicks who have great asses.
Don't let people talk you out of writing. Granted it was a odd subject, but you should keep writing, less odd things! I'd read 'em!
Yeah this sounds like Shakira! She's a fucking hoebag that would want someone sniffing and licking her big stinky ass! She sucks! This guy's a total dipshit too! The whole story was really the total truth about Shakira! She basically fucks anybody anyway.