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Click hereThe spacemen looked at one another and laughed.
"Don't you think that your second grade teacher would be just a little too old today to have sex with you?"
"Yeah, well, you have a point there," I said removing my baseball cap and scratching my head again. "That was 50 years ago, but she was a looker back then and had a really hot body. Okay, scratch her out and replace her with Gina, my massage therapist."
"Perfect," said Universe guy looking at the list again, "This is an interesting list. With a list like this, you should have some very hot sexual experiences, experiences that will give you the inspiration you need to write five hot and funny stories."
"At least five," I said and more if the sex is good and even more if I can get them all together in one room at the same time."
"We are spacemen, Freddie, not God. We'll give you a call." They turned away to get in their spaceship.
"Wait, don't you want my number?"
"Nah, we have everyone's number. It's on Impulse Dial."
"Impulse Dial? No kidding. Imagine being able to call anyone, any time, anywhere in the world. Who would I call?
"Angelina? How are you? This is Freddie. You don't know me but...I was wondering if there was any truth to the rumor that you are bisexual because... Hello? Angelina? Operator, I was disconnected."
To be continued...
This was a decent break from all the stories here and rather amusing.
You're a cheeky bastard aren't you?
Nah, I thought it rocked. I read this late at night and woke up the whole house with my laughter. Set phasers to stun.
Who is this person Jack Danials,is it some sort of bootleggerI have seen his products compared with a single Malt. NOTHING will ever get you down,because you can laugh at life,not only that you have some formidable allies.
Got to dash out and buy a bottle of 21 year old Glenlevit, but loved this. Hurry up with part two!
Freddie you have no idea how close you are to the truth about scaring the shits out of people,I will make sure our leader when we can get him out of the pub reads this [one of JIMBO,s sidekicks]
Good one Freddie; kept it up!
Being one of the female gender, it would have interesting if you had tried to explain it to your girlfried when she returned ... or is she still buying shoes yet? (Laughing). You know, oh hi hon. You're home just in time. Let me introduce to two of my fan readers...
Well worth a 5.