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AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago

To squirt (masturbation). Follow what dirtyjoe69 has said.

-Make sure to empty your bladder before. This is more so you feel comfortable about squirting.

-Build yourself up like you normally do. Get comfortable and in the mood.

-locate your G spot. That's the 'rough area' from step 6 dirtyjoe69 is talking about.

-firmly massage and tap that area. For some women it requires clitoral stimulation with it.

-Go at a pace that fits your mood and build up.

The next few steps are key in achieving the squirting.

-pay attention to when you feel like you're about to orgasm. Normally when a woman orgasms, she as the instinct to clench her muscles. This is what's happening when you almost feel it, but it doesn't come. So...

-RELAX

-Continue stimulation.

-Once you feel the orgasm approaching, speed up the pace and increase the pressure your putting on your G spot.

-IMPORTANT. Begin to 'push out' instead of clinching. It takes some practice, but you can do it. The 'pushing out' feeling is similar to the feeling of peeing. THAT'S OK! You're not going to pee. That's why you emptied your bladder before starting. However, if you still feel selfconscious, lay out many towels, or a couple of thick 'washable' blankets.

-Once you feel yourself cumming, or even squirting already, DON'T STOP. Keep going until your orgasm eases on its own, or your body's shaking to much to control your actions.

- :). Happy self love ladies!

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
Regular squirter

I squirt on a regular basis through masturbation and it's the most intense pleasure I've ever felt! (i find it helps a lot to be laying on your back). I urge every woman to try at least once, even though it might become addictive!

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
Desperate.

On many occasions I have tried to experience a squirting orgasm. My husband has even tried to know avail. We have followed the steps and I guess I have to put it down to me not being able to relax. Please help.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
addicted

I finally achieved a squirting orgasm on my own and now I have to do it all the time. Greatest thing ever.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago

I love squirting. The only problem is that I want to do it all the time, and also I'm yes horny often, so I can squirt easily... sometimes in my panties.

I'm having a little trouble squirting for my husband, he isn't very experienced , so sometimes I worry I might freak him out (even though he wants me to squirt him)

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT

When discussed at a book club meeting (the book related to it) only myself and another member have ever had a squirting (G-spot) orgasm. It's a shame too because the other members were all married with the exception of one other!!!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago

This is so true, my boyfriend does it exactly how he explained it should be done. Always turns me on right away. Better then being, Nah never mind it's almost as better lol ... I wonder if he read this

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago

i just squirted for the first time in a 8 year marriage and I am obsessed with it now! It is the best thing and I actually enjoy sex now :D I think the biggest advice to someone is to relax you have to be relaxed and if it feels like you have to pee just push like your pushing a baby out. <3 it!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago

I havent tried it yet but i will...Im a little skeptical because ive squirted before but never on purpose always on accident and mostly with guys.I'm now in a monogomus relationship with my lesbian lover..I hope this works!!!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago
wow

I'm in a pretty new relationship and we're feeling ultra experimental atm...squirting has always fascinated me but I've never been able to do it! Soooo, this afternoon i set about the challenge of making myself squirt! Following these simple steps did exactly that! Girls do it! Im 21 and been sexually active far longer than I should have and never experienced an orgasm like it! Try it!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago
i-did-it

after reading dis i went in my room....after visiting the bathroom ofcourse to try it and I DIDI IT! i even had a mirror so i could have saw when it happened. thank you!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago
Squirttt

but exactly when do u push?

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago

how long will it take for my to squirt? I've never shot it out before. I guess I've never really experienced a real one before, I should relax more then

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
1st Squirt!!

The first time I was able to get my wife to squirt was while I watching her masturbate for me (I love to watch and listen to her moan when she comes). Anyway, I had my hand alongside hers, helping her, when she began squiriting. I thought that she was peeing! Since then, we have gotten her to the stage where she squirts and I have my hand ready to catch her sweetness!!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
have to try it

I have always wanted to do this once I found out about it. When I was young I would think I had to pee and would stop but I have never been able to get that feeling once I found out what was really going on. Now I am going yo try these steps

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
fist

I've read that you should put your fist in her virgina while trying to make her squirt, woudn't this hurt her?, I don't want to hurt her!!!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
first time

okay so i saw this for the first time the other night and thought this was awesome so i wanted to try in the very next night. I told my boyfriend what to do and not to stop because it felt really good. my pussy soaked the entire couch. I scream so loud he thought I was going to wake my daughter up so he put a pillow over my face. I started to cry and he thought he had hurt me. I told him he did not hurt me it was uncontrollable. I have been having sex for a while now but I never knew anything like this possible. I have a really tight pussy so he can only put 2 fingers inside of me without hurting me.. I think it made him proud that he could make my little pussy feel so good

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
Amazing

My wife is 41 and we've been married for 17 years. I didn't have the guts to ask her to try to learn how to do this for a couple of years even though I've been fantasizing about having her do it. I thought she would be grossed out. After she asked me what my father's day wish was, I told her and directed her to this website. I convinced her that she may enjoy it. We tried it a half-dozen times without success. She had a hard time relaxing. The last couple of nights, she's learned how to squirt! Last night she said it was the best orgasm she's ever had!!! She's had a hard time sleeping through the night for a few years, but she was totally out of it all night last night. Ladies, if you are having a hard time relaxing when you feel the urge to pee, try 2-3 glasses of wine before you start the process and definitely pee just before.

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
read from a great blog that there may be more than this

Ladies. supposedly contracting your pelvic muscles help.

contract and relax.

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
Amazing!

After reading this post I immediately tried it and it works!!! Can't wait to try it with him! Remember... Towels!!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
horney as fuck

I really wanna a female to eat my pussy. I wanna squirt soo bad. Hows down? 309-299-9274

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
The truth squirts!

I have had sex with numerous partners over the last couple of decades...not every woman releases like the next...however I have had some that could barely squirt at all,and I had some shoot it to the moon repeatedly in one session...I will admit that if u have a partner that is "hard to get" be patient!!! Follow these steps and add your own methods that relax and arouse ur lady..afterall u should know what she likes!!..I will say the ones I have made lose all control and literally cum enough to fill buckets are ones that still contact me even after many years wanting more cause they haven't found anyone that can make them do what I have done to them....intact I have had a couple that cum sooooo hard and sooooo much they were embarrassed at the mess ......I just grinned and said...."that was fucking hot!!!" So relax!!! And let's do it again!

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago

I love making my GF squirt. This is what started it all, (I have to tie her up to do this)

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
thanks

this i have to try.

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago

I have been trying this on myself. I orgasm but nothing comes out. How do I kno if I'm actually able to do this?

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
ok he forgot something

Me and my wife have pretty much figured the rest out. The biggest thing is to relax. And instead of clamping down you relax your vag. And push out some call it other things but i think most call it down elevator.lol Its hard for some women to do this. You have to have good muscle control. During or right after orgasm relax and push out when you feel that urge to pee. Try to push your partners penis out of you. Then clamp down for a couple of strokes and try it again. It feels great when my wife does it. Her vag gets tight when she pushes and I have her hold her vag. like that for a couple of strokes . Try it it might work for you

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago

It works best for me when I face the headboard while sitting on his face. I start to feel flushed and can tell it is building and then "gush" and he is flooded. It is an awesome feeling and my husband is so pleased at the enormous amount of pleasure that he knows he brought to me by making me squirt.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 11 years ago
Making women squirt hard

I did everything step by step and the results were amazing. The woman could not believe that you could do this and she has been begging me since and told her girlfriend about this and now it's becoming up session were women want me to come by and make them squirt hard. This is a privilege to know this message not many men take the time to learn being a man who's a bachelor who loves to fuck a lot have a lot of 60 cravings this would be a treat for the women who I like to get in contact with. You are definitely right about having towels you need plenty of them or you will be drowning in fluid haha. Great job great teaching I'll never forget this message I know that would hit it and what it feels like. Thanks again Roberto from West Hollywood California

AnonymousAnonymousabout 11 years ago
It worked!!!

Last night I was determined to squirt and I finally did it! I peed right before my husband and I had sex then settled into a comfy position on the bed and got my husband to finger me. I got him to try different amounts of pressure and found that firm pressure with a fast stroke with 2 curved fingers worked the best. He could even feel when my g spot was filled up and when I felt full I pushed out like I was going to pee and I just started spraying out clear fluid! It felt so so good and it was very hot for both my husband and I! And it's so true that you can come several times during one sex session!!!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
WOW!!!!!!

I REALLY LOVE THIS, I'M GONNA TRY IT TONIGHT AS SOON AS I HIT THE BED... THANKS FOR ALL THE INFO.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
I tryed with my wife but she says I don't know how

For me I know she can squirt and I told her we should try it and all said I don't know how. Reason I why I knows, when I rubbing her clit left side she cums and I can hear wet inside of her pussy and when I try's to do that she says I don't know how and I stops and thinking maybe she tryed before... That puts me of to the edge

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Squirting is addictive

Once I got my wife to squirt the first time, she was quite embarrassed until she realized how much it turned me on. The more we did it, the better and easier it got.

At first it took about 20 to 30 minuets of finger play to make it happen, In fact , the very first time we didn't even know what happened or why. I had her on her knees, on a couch while I knelt on the floor from behind her. I was licking her clit like a mad dog, and for some reason I got the idea to stick a finger in her ass ,a thumb in her pussy and tongue on clit. Suddenly she squirted about a quart all over my face. It was AWSOM. It shot out at least two feet, like a porn star. We giggled about it for several years, but were never able to duplicate the results, until I read this. Now I make her cum at least twice a week, and now I can get her off in less than 5 minuets. The more I get her off, the easier it is for her to cum. Even with little or no foreplay, and with my cock she can cum before me most of the time. Our sex life is so much better now, we have been married for 24 years, and for my birthday, she sucked me off and swallowed for me, for the first time ever. Yes, if you want to improve your fucking by 10 fold, learn how to give her this kind of orgasm, you wont regret it !

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
good

Good

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Its PISSING dipwads

Don't you know cam girls PISS , HOW do you think they do it ON CUE , and ON COMMAND ? It's so hard to believe people can be so gullible.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Dude you are wrong, IT IS NOT PEE !!!

If you think I cant tell the difference from cum to piss you are a special kind of stupid, Both have a unique smell , when she squirts I can feel her swelling tight around my fingers, and I have watched her pee both before and after, both were normal yellowish tint, her cum is clear to a slight milky white. As I stated previously, I bang my wife 3 to 7 times a week, and after 24 years, I got this shit down.

happymarriedhappymarriedover 10 years ago
very hot

My wife and I have been married for almost 30 years, she is incredibly hot and we have awesome sex. she has intense orgasms and cums hard and gets very wet but has never "squirted". I'm not sure she knows how, We like trying new things and I would love to send her over the top this way. She has said she felt she needed to pee immediately after she orgasmed before. She is so hot and I would love to give her this experience. can't wait to talk to her about it and try it. I feel so blessed to have an incredible woman like her. thanks for the info. Hope your right!!

BedtimeFantasiesBedtimeFantasiesover 10 years ago

First if you believe it to be pee, use Methylene Blue.

it will make your urine blue, great party gag.

If memmory serves me right: around the urethral opening I believe are 2 small holes, as small as tear ducts at a cross angle of each other those are tied to het G-spot (female prostate) which also holds fluid like the male one does

Because science is not interested much in changing anatomy books since probably the early 1900's, you will unlikely see this in your biology books.

It will give the same pressured feeling as needing to pee, that's why you should let her pee before sex, to ease her mind, so she can relax and let it flow out.

I actually have no clue what happens when it fills up and you keep it in, guessing absorbed back into the body or released when peeing ?

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Squirting

It is true ! I started squirting when I was 36 and with a new man after 16 years with terrible sex when I was married! I LOVE it!!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
It get's easier with practice

I have found that my wife can get off faster and faster all the time, sometimes she will cum two or three times in the first 5 minuets of foreplay with just one finger, and even before my mouth gets to her clit. In fact, she often squirts in the morning with no foreplay at all. Just roll her over and go straight to fucking, Bam there it is !

For 20 years, she got off once or twice a month, now it's three times a week .

Squirting changed our lives four years ago !

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 10 years ago
Works great

I started squirting so hard. Complete bliss!

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
squirt powerfully

I am 50 yr old woman i can squirt one end of bath to the other end. Never do it in bed sheets get proper soaked its clear juoce not like piss. If o get fucked cowgirl it really comes outa1b4

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago

I'm a 36 yr old woman my boyfriend is 45 we been together for 3 yr and so much in love I'm just now learning my body what I can do in bed what love makes us do

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
narrative structure

would give higher rating if point about towels came BEFORE the guide on how to make the mess

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
1st time for everything

I just made myself squirt for the very first time. I'm so fucking happy

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
WIFE SQUIRT

MY GOOD WIFE KIDS AROUND SHE LAUGHS A LOT-MY WIFE RUNS AFTER ME NAKED JACKING OFF & SQUIRTS AT ME.SHE REALLY HAS FUN DOING THIS.SHE CAN SQUIRT 6 FEET.-OOPS HERE SHE COMES AGAIN I HAVE GOT TO RUN.SEE YOU LATER.

onepussyhound2onepussyhound2over 8 years ago
Squirters

Nothing better to have happen - be ready to become drenched and have soaked beds or whatever you are on! Absolutely wonderful!

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
Drink it

I drink the fuck out of it taste great! Less filling

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
completly correct

I learned this sequence quite by accident over 30 years ago, soaked the front leather seat of my pickup. Great written description and it will work on just about any interested woman. Peeing first helps get over the nervousness if you discuss it ahead of time, if not quickly explain. Also the taste is fantastic.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
Guys! This thing works

went the whole nine yards for the first time last night after reading the sequence. This thing works! Patience, rhythm and knowing where to hit it is key. If at first you don't succeed, try and try again. Good luck to first timers~

P.S. A part of me believes it comes with sexual maturity. Most of the comments here show that many have only come to discover it later in their adult lives with their partners and spouses.

JJMemaw0623JJMemaw0623over 7 years ago
Thank You!!!

Finally!!! Someone finally found out how to manipulate the G-spot!!!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 5 years ago
Mother

Kui ma oma emal lahti imesin siis käskisin emal pissida minu suhu aga ta ei saanud seda teha.Hiljem jalutasime suvila lähedal metsas siis oli emal pissiäda ja ta lasi ennast poolkükki ning mina ruttu seliti tema alla.Siis jooksis piss minu suhu valju visinaga.

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