All Comments on 'Still Lost in Space Ch. 02'

Could hurt yourself laughing. I loved it...two of my favorite programs from watching reruns. Yes, I'm a geek and proud of it. You are fantastic. Thanks so much. Looking forward to part three.

Danielle

You never fail to amaze me.... but I gotta tell ya. I can't stop reading! I, too cannot wait for part three! Tune in next time when...

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks! And I eagerly anticipate seeing the third part of this wonderfully hilarious series!

Kirk old son:

I think watching those old reruns has affected you because your warped sense of humor has created one Hell of a warp story. Well done and Thank You. Ronnie Wachuka.

Come on Kirk, post the rest!

…on the cutting room floor…

From Star Trek IV:

‘Scene 358, take 1…ACTION!’

"Uh, there's these big fat fish here in the tank. Ya want me ta pull the plug?"

From ST III:

Scene 125, take 2...ACTION!"

"I have been and always shall be, your friend...no make that second billing."

"Got that right Leonard, and it ain't ever changing."

'CUT!'

Take your pick:

'Scene 34 take 5...ACTION!"

"He's dead, Jim"

"No he's not, he's starting to giggle."

"Fuck this, I'll be in my trailer having a snort."

'CUT!'

From this story:

'Scene 53 take 4...ACTION!'

"Logically, for the Jupiter 2 to be in the same space as us, it would take, well, it would take chrono, it would take chonotomic...dust to be out there and we would need to be in the ..."

'CUT!'

'Scene 142 take 2…Action!’

“In response to you previous query, I’m wearing long black boots and a biodegradable red tunic that ends at my upper thighs. I also am wearing a black bra and black biodegradable black panties that are riding up so high right now that I may never be able to retrieve them.”

“I’ll help!”

“Fuck off, Mister!”

‘CUT!’

"Scene 3 take 9... ACTION!'

"It's my turn you Balless Bubblehead."

"Just a minute Doctor...that's not your line!"

"Anything I say is my line. I'm a serious actor forced to play this idiotic part in this screenplay."

"Hey fuck off. I'm an actor too."

"Well my little friend in the robot suit, come out here and make me say my lines..."

"Why you son of a bitch..."

'CUT!'

Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a very good actor! / So tribbles taste like chicken, huh? So what's a chicken? / celebrity deathmatch with Spock vs Agent Smith = guy with sunglasses carrying a SERIOUS ass whipping