All Comments on 'Taming the Tiger'

Don't you just love...golf?

I guess the sex addiction clinic didnt cure Tiger after all

I have been reading stories for a couple weeks on this site and this is the best one I have read yet.Outragiously funny and hot.

Great read Sarahhh. Still the best on the net.

How about a story where Charles Barkley gets it in the ass from Taylor Swift with a strap on? No doubt you could do that one justice like Tiger got his. GerryCPA

and of course, par for you is perfection!! another great story from the best Literotica has to offer!

One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express.

My god that was terrible! Please don't ever publish or post anything you write ever again! You not only have no talent or skill you have negative talent and skill! From now on if you ever have a story idea just give it to someone else to write for you, anyone else, a third grader maybe! Well, ok, that's not really kosher, so how about an adult with a third grade education? That would be a BIG improvement! Never before in history has so much sex been made so unsexy by such bad writing! Just stop!

i got wood from you wood story.lol.omartinez

Wonderfully written...Can I be Tiger for awhile with you there?...Always big fan of your work

This would be a good sub-plot. Good story. Loved Phil "Cumming" in the end to get Tiger. I'm sure all your fans wish THEY were Tiger and it was our cocks being sucked by you as we munched on your lovely red hair pie!

for $25,000? Giggle. I still don't feel sorry for him. He got what he deserved in the story but probably won't in real life. Everyone will forgive him since he is "sick" and maybe even his wife. Love all your stories, candacekolbrick@yahoo.com

The only negative comment I see is from someone that does not know anything about Tiger Woods' world. It is this knowldege, and only this knowledge which really makes this funny. It was an excellent satire on a really bizzare life.

Actually that 00 rating "The worst writing in history!" was made by the terrible troll we call Jez for short. The very same comment was made on a story of mine entitled "My Husband Sucks" on January 16. She certainly lacks originality, among other things, but hey whatever works for the trolls. I also have received a half dozen 1 votes already. The rest are mostly 5. Since this, the 1 bombs and the negative comments, happen on every story of mine, I just chalk it up to being inevitable and it doesn't really bother me like the psycho-bitch drama queen thinks it does.

another good story.........i loved your book, tamar's sword, it was the best. i love your incest stories the best.

Strangely sexy, the thought of Tiger taking in the ass .. please send me a copy of the video ..

Sorry, SarahH, but I've read better from u. I guess it can only get worse.

i do have to agree with a couple of the other writers... You know as well as i do that i Love to Love Sarahhh's work, but i didn't really feel this one as i have most others. And i have had the same responses out of some of my work from readers. sometimes we're right on target as writers, and other times, we aren't... Keep writing tho, and i will keep reading them! MWAH! - Theblackstallion21~

So Tiger has been to 3 sex clinics according to the Adult Headlines on this site. Arizona and South Africa and Mississippi. You certainly captured the absurdity of the moment in a hilarious romp with a twisted twist at the end. Funny stuff and it made my panties wet. AliciaG, a new fan. Sent you an email

You've hit another home run my dear... another funny, topical, sexy story from the pen of our beautiful and wonderful sarahhh. I gave it a FIVE and I heartily recommend it to every reader. And after reading this great story why don't you take the few extra seconds required and make her you FAVORITE AUTHOR. I did!

Reality is Tiger was the one tearing that ass up. Probably still is with a billion in the bank. Get it right.

All your stories are funny but this one was a laugh a minute. Whats up with the feminist crap comment. Tiger should be neutered.

Wifey gets the money & Tiger gets his ass reamed.Probably fodder for a sequel soon to happen or be created by the tabloids.I remember reading a story by you about Danica Patrick but I cant find it now.That was good took.Thanks for all your great story, Brucestar (cant remember my passowrd)

Very rascist. I am a true America.-pistolpackinpete

that guy named blackstallion did not like this story as well as your others. A black dude gets it up the ass by a white guy. I am so surprised Jezebel has not accused you of being a racist. No wait. Pete? I have seen her post before on your stories if my memory serves me correctly.

Hey Sarah...you get better and better...Tiger sure got what he aSSed for and more...it was a witty and yet very sexy story as only you can write..i loved it and it had the usual effect on me..thanks Sarah and keep'em cumming..Mike

I know our Steelers missed the playoffs but geez.I suppose your favorite sport is golf now.Great golfing story.Fore!Play!SteelerHitman

Yeah you Eldrick the prick. His middle name is Tont but that should be Taunt. Tiger aka Cheetah. You nailed this one, girl.

dakota fanning should play elin & chris rock should play tiger & it would be a helleva lot better than that porn flick tigers wood

I just had to wash the I Love Dick shirt. It will be back soon and will make an appearance on the cover of my new book. Hey Deborah, I suspect I might be able to get blackstallion to post another comment that he is willing to take it up the ass from a wild white thing. Bet me.

This is not a blog, bitch. Go write an autobiographical story where you kill yourself and spare us all from your mindless drivel.

Although I don't know what Elin Nordegren was like to live with, she certainly is a singularly attractive looking person, better looking than the girls who have been outed as Tiger Woods paramours, but I suppose that's not really the issue. If it were me in his position, and I was perpetually on the prowl, I don't think I'd be picking up waitresses. Models, sure, what used a hundred years ago and in Britain to be called professional beauties whose photographs were sold in shops, were society women who were very attractive, and often very promiscuous, viz Jenny Churchill, Winston's Mum.

And why is Tiger in sex rehab in Mississippi? There used to be an old joke about Mississippi and Alabama and Arkansas that a virgin was a girl who could out run her brothers, and virgin wool came from sheep who could outrun the farmer. Nobody ever said what virgin timber was, and I was afraid to ask. Enlightening and entertaining tale. Rob (boyter@rogers.com)

Where the white women at? What what? Let me at 'em. Then Im gonna go home and impregnate Elin again. That blue eyed blonde haired arictocrat. I just love my life!

As always Sarah! An excelent story.

But I'll have to admit...the thought of Tiger 'getting-it-in-the-end', that was classic. Nicely done, sweetie!

Damn what a hoot this story is.So I hear EA Sports just announced 2 new videogames for Tiger.One is the new edition of that PGA Tour game I like.The other is Tiger's Tail.His ass is a bullseye.You get the picture

kayden kross is playing tigers wife and she totally hot my favorite port star

another hole in one from sarahhh

I plan to read more real soon and hope they are as insanely humorous as this one. I have read quite a few stories on this site that made me laugh, but I do not think that was the intention of the author. Thanks for the chuckles, Dr. Smock

Keep 'em cummin!

The only thing good about this story, a common theme of the rest of the stories under the "Sarahhh" psudonym, is that it ended, but one page still wasn't short enough to make even that one grace shine.

It's stories like this that make one out of five not low enough to do justice. One out of ten is more like it.

Nice hook. Sarah Slurp. Nice hooker. Also very nice story. Nice ending.

. . . Loving Wives story I have ever read on this site. LOL!

Tiger learned his lesson...Lol!!! It was very entertaining, and you never fail to entertain us, Sarahhh. It was very different for Valentine's Day story. That's what I like about you, and You are going straight to my favorite author's list. Thanks for entertainment.

Talk about a total cheap shot from a newbie author like you who has met with quite mediocre success on your meager four recent submissions to this site. You must have some other agenda than objectivity. I wonder what that might be. Should I take a wild guess?

Just spent $25 on Tiger Woods DVD called "My Favorite 18 holes" turns out its about fucking golf.

before church.I will be smirking all through the service not to mention the boner. Tim aka Tearl on Myspace

Maybe by next year the news will list 18 blonds who claim to have had Tiger in their tanks. Think what Sarahhh can do with that. She only had a half dozen to work with this year and look what she did with that. Nice, Sarahhh.

Hi again Sarah, I am late to the party but, I am a tiger so I'm a blasten in. I am happy you made second but you are first with me lady.

How about a name like Lilly or something lilght and sweet some day. I once a steam locomotive passenger engineer thought I my art photography was with a heavy touch to it. So does your writings Steeler. Sarah U R OK

Lanny McCauley

JUST HIT THE NEWS

nice story Sarah bet you liked pounding Tiger in the ass

Like the last guy said.None of those hoes comes anywhere close to his wife who is one of the hottest babes on the planet.Fun story,DRG

Sarahh. You did great. Tiger is a good example of what stardom does for you. Not knowing just how true the old sdage of "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

When he had his little blow up on the golf course a few years back when he bad mouthed the media, I thought to myself. "self, some day the media will attack this fucker with a vengeance, and they did too." What amazed me that there was not one black woman in all his conquests.

If I didn't feel as strongly about it, I would have enjoyed it more. Not to do at all with your writing, It's just he's a right arsehole for who he is and what he does to the name of being male. It's the actions of these high profile people that taint the good guy of us out there.Beautiful humiliation in this, I just wish it where real. And you could have your fun with the Sisters. THE MAN IS A FUCKING DISGRACE. Ladies we are all not like him.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks incredibly little of Tiger (and the basketball douches you named :)). Thanks for the laugh. I especially loved the appearance of Phil. Good luck in the contest.

Hey I saw Kobe and his rape rap and Magic with his AIDS virus at the White House with the President yesterday.Tiger needs to get Obama to appoint him as Director of Interracial Relations

Great story! Now you need to come up with something about Obame getting it in the end like he's doing to all of us!

Well Sarahh babe, story was good - - - All yours are !, I can't stand this puke nor that bama puke but your writting is always good.

I just wish you would finally write the one i've requested several time's - -- About you and the two black cop's !, the Very Hung Guy Cop and the Lesbo Female Cop ! ! !

Well, keep writting and of course i'll keep reading and pumping ! ... and Yes, I want your GREAT Tit's ! Your # 1 Fan, TittySucker !

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You got some funny stories girl.That one Does Size Matter is insanely funny.Yeah that news conference with Obama and the Lakers was funny.That guy a couple posts back cant even spell the presidents name right.I cant get my password to work.It worked a couple days ago when I added you as favorite author.RSENSE is me

I don't know about your password, but the new comment system is being implemented, and there may be some glitches. The last two individuals who posted have user names as in "tittysucker" and "akwildman" so I don't know why their comments are "Anonymous." I'll have to ask them. Incidentally, akwildman is from Alaska. I suspect he is a Sarah Palin fan and is why he bashed Obama. The other dude, tittysucker, is a titty fan and he posts on all of my stories.

Same old shit. No matter how they revise the comments system your stories will still suck.

You are a very talented writer.You gave me alot of laughter and a hard on at the same time.Keep writing more like this,Daryl W

Usually not a fan of the celebrity stories, BUT with you as the prize.....THE STORY WAS ACES!!!!! One night with you and Tiger might change to REDHEADS and REDBUSHES!!!!

If you fxxxxxing hate her stories......why do you keep reading them???? Are you that STUPID? Close your brower and take your meat out and wack it......then leave Sarahhh alone. She is our favorite author......so leave us to the pleasure of reading Sarahhh's stories.

Very nice Sarahhh.......Tiger got what he deserved, even though Elin had to allow him to have a nice piece of ass. I wouldn't mind muff diving on her, or the other girls either ;)

I'm sick and tired of Tiger jokes and Tiger stories but this one is GOOD and well worth a 5 vote. Also the back door is not my favorite port of entry but again this tale is GOOD. That fact is borne out by the comments of two of the best-Boaton Fiction Writer and scouries. So don't take my word for it. Listen to the experts, you asshole naysayers.

Sarahhh, yet again you deliver an awesome story with witty humor interlaced in the story. I love it!!

I read it again, but I still can't get into it.

You deserve an 'A' for effort.

I just really hate that guy, he had it all, but he shit it all down the dunny.

Hey Sarahhh you did it again making sex a funny episode and what you do to that round mound is unbelieveable although the ending where Phil drops his dill was obvious (although not sure I wooda thougth Phil ) you describe cuntilingus beautifully and it gives me a five iron (is there such a club) happy hearts sweet

...a hole in one, although the hole in tigers one-eyed spit monkey has produced some formidable bargaining power for the ex.How many divorcees' first acts is to buy an Island? Hope you win, precocious one. A heart should always go on a mound.

Sarah" does it again, great story

Hi I enjoyed the Valentine affair quite well written and extremely creative I played basketball with Wilt a long time ago am not sure he did do 30,000 he must have taken steroids then for a bat to do so much damage you are a sweetheart if there ever was one. scoperri@aol.com

Sarahhh you did it again another great story thanks

Sarah, you little fucking minx. Your story was stimulating, as always. I also wanted to eat that little red muff. I'm a little too homophobic, however, to take it in the ass. ( ; - )

Hi Sarah,

I only you through your stories and reading between the Huh between the l... ines I feel I know you a tiny bit. You are tops in my books and you are a good writer holding your good place in the top 10 of all on this site.

I got a good laugh for the tiger and I know how to fix Tiger! Cut off his wallet and give it to me. That will solve all his problems and well U know.

Thanks Sarah keep them cuming.

Lanny, Mc

Excelent Sarah. (As usual of course)...

hi, sarah great story once again. I love to read about two on one ether way. I love strapon and bum stories. Baby you have covered it all. Good work, can't wait for some more filth from u. johnkandahar@hotmail.co.uk

Sarah never done it before but would be willing to take it up the ass for a taste of your sweet little red muff

You are one hot nasty good writer.I really miss your Steeler threads on My Space.Bryan (SCM 1756)

Sarahh,

You are down to your usual evil and enjoyable standards. Don't ever lose your touch, darlin'!!!

A Literotica user!!!

LOL.I dig your incest stories the best but everything you write is hot and real funny.That one posted today about daddy panties is smokin

Hi Sarah! Another great story. The lesbian stuff was great! I love all of your stories! Keep up the great writing!

that the Steelers aint in the Super bowl.Im bored with football.Lucky I have your stories to keep me entertained.How about a celebrity story with you and Bigger Ben?

I like you stories of using a strapon on a guy. I never thought in real life i would hear true stories of wife and gf's getting a chance to make him be the one to receive. Several nurses that are married said that they have used small strapon's on him and was hot for them to see him stuggle to resist the good feeling on his prostate and funny when he can not stop getting an erection and gets very emabarassed and tries to ignore the good feelings so he will not cum. Both nurses told me that once they are stretched and it is in; his moving around acually helps make it hit the right spot on the prostate gland and forces him to cum and struggle to stop it and are embarassed and ashamed that they cum from being the one fucked as if they were gay or something. sandra1918@gmail.com

only a few more hours till your squealers are no longer champs just chumps.great story tho.that was a bitch one of us didnt win since we had most pts during season. oh well wait till next season like your squealers.your fantasy football bud, vegas dawg

POS is currently leading the V-D contest? What an insult to people who can actually read and write. For the love of God please read the other entries...you know, the literagte ones! F!

.....your stories Sarahh! Always get a giggle and wet spot from them. Very creative. :o)

since you are so into golf I would really like to read story about John Daly doing Michelle Wie.Im just saying.That would be so hot and funny.A fan Armond Z

Sarahhh has the knack for writing erotica that is both witty and wild. This take on Elin's revenge will be a classic! The ending begs for a sequel about Elin's lesbian vacations.

John Daly lost 116 pounds since undergoing lap-band surgery last year and says he no longer gets up in the middle of the night to eat a gallon of ice cream.Tiger's advisers have been telling him that eating a gallon of ice cream in the middle of the night is exactly what he needs to do to kick his sex addiction.

Very interesting idea, Sarah. You put a lot of vengeful stuff in that one story. Several people got a "piece" of Tiger.

DAMN Sarahh Babe ! . .. . . When ya gonna call me for a valentine !

Like usual, you got me throbing girl !

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Of course I didn't win the contest, as usual, but thanks to all who voted and commented! Especially to CopperSkink who said: "Why Bother?

The only thing good about this story, a common theme of the rest of the stories under the "Sarahhh" psudonym, is that it ended, but one page still wasn't short enough to make even that one grace shine.

It's stories like this that make one out of five not low enough to do justice. One out of ten is more like it." Hey, at least my story had a higher rating than his contest effort! Even with all my troll 1 votes. Apparently he got some low votes he deserved.

until Tiger talks on TV tomorrow and I hope its as funny as your story

I found this story to be racist, especially the phone conversation between Tiger and Chuck, with those exaggerated ebonics. Not all black men talk like that or have those disgusting attitudes, and NOT ALL BLACK MEN WANT WHITE CHICKS!!! I like Tiger, and the beginning just turned me off. I didn't read past the phone call.