by Samuelx
Although miscategorized this started as a hoot (very funny intended or not) but turned into a somber holloweinie hearse with square wheels which came off with the gay non-laughable behind but sick semi-conclusion in his end.
Not bad eh!
Someday you will leave it (bi/gay jadings) alone and do just straight stick for laughs and grins.
Probably won't happen but this was close - kinda like horseshoes with hand grenades and body bags. Hah! I got it. Just write half a story. There. Fixed.
As a six foot five 290 lb white guy who loves big women, this left me breathless. Not bicurious but holy shit that was something I would have loved to partake in. Thank you!