by Sean Renaud
Why didn't the editors pick this one up? It was well-written and certainly enjoyable! I'm a vamp-novel fan myself, and whenever I pick up a new book, I'd wonder what kind of attributes the 'new' vampire has. Now I know that there are stereotypes :P LOL.
I thought the advice was pretty good, too. Though I don't think I'd ever meet an undead in this life. But hell, you never know! Thanks for sharing! <3 L.
Thanks for writing a fantastic story. Now if only the local hardware store sells UV flashlights....hmmm.
...now if you'd just remembered that acid, obviously, will melt the fuckers! Oh... and that they hate one another with a passion so luring one into the path of other vampires will also do the trick as they'll total him for you! Of course then you'll have Them to contend with but... hey! *shrugs*
Great 'How to...' tho. *applause*
And I took notes, just in case! You never know.
Safety not guaranteed. Must bring your own weapons. I have only done this once before.........................................................................
This may be the funniest thing I have ever read.
Not bad, although those vampires don't exist. You left out human vampires but the human part makes them too easy to kill..lol.
I have to admit I am liking these 'How to's. One thing though, I have read the original Dracula by Bram Stoker and in there it is said quite clearly on more than one occasion that Dracula (for some reason the feminine version of the name is used) is capable of moving out in the sunlight. (Sorry Mummy raised a pedant.)