- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Plan of Immense Importance
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I had a plan of immense importance,
of unbelievably valuable commonsense supportance.
I took it here; I took it there;
I took it to the head of the transportance.
He looked it up; he looked it down;
he slammed it even to the ground.
This leader of the people’s,
whose name was Sortance, said,
"this idea of importance of unbelievable supportance,
isn't one that it so transportant,
because it hasn't been done in such time as was already devised as important.”
So, I asked, “if my plan has never been done before,
why not try to see some more if it works or nor.”
MR Sortance took it here, he took it there,
he took it to his bosses who lives with little losses.
They looked it up, they looked it down, they looked at it with a frown.
They said, “who devised this plan of immense importance of unbelievable valuable commonsense supportance?”
Never mind, he’s just a man who has never been very important.
