- Erotic Poetry
- Di Or Die - Is The Game Still On?
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We pondered on the word dice
Was it singular or plural?
Was there such a word as di?
Nope, it turned out
Dice was two, and Die was one
And when you left I wanted to die
Loving you was as hard as
fucking in a swimming pool
But we pulled that off—hardly
And when you left
how many cocks did you pile between us?
So now you’re back, like a car for an oil change
Wanting you vagina filled, but it seems bigger than before
Who were you fucking, King Kong?
“No” you say, “just a big dildo”
And then you added, “No rubber dick could replace you”
“I’m not so sure. It seems to have diced you out,
I no longer want to die”
But you fucked and sucked and
Even put your finger in my ass
Found that magic spot on my ball sack
And I came rivers
“No Joan here,” you joked
As you licked me clean
“Where is it?”
“Where is what?”
“The wedding ring I left you”
I rummaged through the night table
“Here it is. Is the game is still on?”
- COMMENTS
erectus1239 months agoAuthorThanks for your comments, Sir. The saga of a returning wife after plodding a well-worn vaginal path is much like the hero's return ( Odysseus) to his household occupied by his wife's many suitors. What to do? Oh well, find the old wedding ring and go from there. Forgiveness is a gracious art often poorly practiced and highly erotic makeup sex can heal many of ego's wounds.
Peter_Cleveland9 months agoQuirky and original--with some interesting (and relevant) word play. I like it.
I also like the complex attitude the poem's speaker takes in response to a complex and plausible adult situation. That's a refreshing change from the cartoonish moral simplicity found in many Literotica stories (not erectus123's).
And the poem managed not even to hint at the late princess! Though I suppose it COULD have compared the wife's vagina to a highway tunnel that should be navigated cautiously.... But that's okay: the poem is plenty good as written. 5 stars.
