All Comments on 'Dirty Limerick #2'

As I spit out the sexy reminder

I realized why I did find her

Then she started to suck

I felt like a fuck

I rolled her over and behinded her

The problem with what you suggest

Is the weight of lass on my chest

She's too heavy to budge

So I drowned in her sludge

All the same, your comment impressed.

i don't think you boys understand

this girl really needed a hand

i gave her my fist

and bathed in her mist

now she and i both are unmanned

sixty nine wasn't her number

i think she just wanted the lumber

you won't hear her gripe

if you give her the pipe

so make like a plumber and plumb her

I guess I'm a sucker for head

When I jump with a lass into bed

I shoulda just railed 'er

Bent her over, impailed 'er

It's bit late, this lesson, I'm dead