Dirty Limerick #1

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"Dirty" limerick. Starting slow, and working up to filthy
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Part 1 of the 4 part series

Updated 06/10/2023
Created 10/12/2020
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Cheesy and WAY overplayed
A limerick won't get you paid
But a good turn of phrase
Might win you some praise
And maybe it might get you laid.

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muxDaemonmuxDaemonover 3 years agoAuthor
@JasmineGreen

I hope that the message is clear

A check isn't what I hold dear

It's banter I'm after

Some flirting and laughter

So I'm happy you dropped a verse here.

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago

i think that it's really quite funny

that you focus too much on the money

what good is the cash

if you aint getting gash

just limerick up to the cunny

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