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Click hereCheesy and WAY overplayed
A limerick won't get you paid
But a good turn of phrase
Might win you some praise
And maybe it might get you laid.
I hope that the message is clear
A check isn't what I hold dear
It's banter I'm after
Some flirting and laughter
So I'm happy you dropped a verse here.
i think that it's really quite funny
that you focus too much on the money
what good is the cash
if you aint getting gash
just limerick up to the cunny