- Erotic Poetry
- Frosty The Snowman
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Frosty the snowman,
Has a second carrot in a special place,
Now he has his creator pinned against a tree,
Carrot juice all over your face
Frosty the snowman is an urban myth, they say,
He was made of snow but the sorority knows,
How he came and came that day,
There must have been some Lit. magic in that farmer's hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head, his libido did rebound
Frosty the snowman,
Is introduced to your cis guy crew,
So he pulls out the carrot and what do you know?
He can be a snowwoman too
Frosty the snowman
Wanted some CBT,
So you create him two snowballs between his legs,
and kick them while his tied to a tree
Frosty the snowman,
In a swamp he finds a mudwoman by a camp,
Once you go brown, there's no turning her down,
But turn's out that she's a tramp
Frosty the snowman,
Knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "let's have last some fun but I'm not melting away,"
"Just give me a peephole in the freezer and I can still play"
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