Hubby Has the Cure

‘Twas the day before Christmas
And things couldn’t be worse
It was that time of the month,
And poor Rachel had the curse

Finding relief was no easy task
Cramps and aches were no fun
As she popped one more Midol
Hoping that her period was done

Inserting a Tampax super plus
And once positioned up inside
It would stem that prodigious flow
It would stem the crimson tide

She needed a way to feel better
But what should she do next?
Then it came to her in a flash
She needed some menstrual sex

So Rachel peeled off her bikinis
And laid down on the bed
She pulled up her knees
And like an eagle she spread

Hubby surely was ready
He clearly was most eager
And promptly entered his wife
His performance hardly meager

Rachel liked his every motion
She loved every millimeter
Of his magical love organ
So stiff it couldn’t be sweeter

Now lest you begin to think
That this tale is just too lame
Rachel felt so incredibly better
After her husband finally came