All Comments on 'I am NOT a fairy'

I think this muse has been haunting me. I wish it would leave...Seriously though, I am not usually a fan of long poems, but I like this one.

I was having fun with this one till your muse violated my M&M's! Don't nobody mess with my M&M's, the second best thing to melt in my mouth.

This muse should be publicly denounced and privatly adored, explicitly condemned but between the lines admired.

As far as influence I was reminded of Dr. Seuss, a big honor in my book.