All Comments on 'Jolly Green Giant!'

My friend and I were on a Zoom call and wanted to find some erotica about the Jolly Green Giant for... reasons.

When we stumbled upon your poem we were originally quite piqued, as this was exactly what we were looking for.

However, once we came upon the meat metaphor, we knew our excitement was misplaced. With all the sensually shaped vegetables to choose from, why did you go with HAM?!?!?!?!?

I'm sorry, but that is unacceptable.