Piss

I piss in the toilet when I need to go,
Proper and polite, this we all know.

But sometimes I'm naughty, I must confess,
And take my aim to make a bit of a mess.

I piss on the floor when I'm feeling wild,
A little bit dangerous, a bit of a child.

Or I venture outside, into the garden green,
No need for a loo, just gotta let it stream.

I've pissed in men's toilets, feeling the stares,
But it's just a bodily function, why should anyone care?

I've pissed while lying down, groggy and half asleep,
Trying to aim and not make a mess, a trick to keep.

I piss in a bowl, just to see
is my piss as clear as it should be

Sometimes my lover wants to look and hear,
me attending nature's call, while he's standing near

So i get on the act with him around,
Embarrassed at first, but now it's just sound.

But then there are times when I'm more demure,
I keep my clothes on, and try to keep it pure.

I piss in ways you wouldn't believe,
Standing, sitting, even laying I leave.

like a bitch on the all fours
I piss as i like, without feeling gross

So let's talk piss, and all the ways we do,
It's a part of life, something we can't eschew.